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 Apr 16 2005, 08:14 PM
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One day a little girl was walking home and found a pair of panties and takes them home.
She shows her dad and he rips them up. She goes outside crying to find a lost kittie and says "Daddy Daddy! I found a kittie and I'm naming it P**sy." So, he shaves the kittie and throws it outside. The girl goes outside crying to find a lost puppy and says "Daddy Daddy I found a puppy and I'm naming it dumbass." The father kicks it out the window. The little girl walks outside crying. The mail man walks by and asks "What's wrong?" The girl replies, saying: "My daddy ripped my panties, shaved my P**sy and threw my dumbass out the window!" I know, I know, It's not ALL that funny.. But I thought it was worth a post. |
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d0nchikit0 Daddy Did It Apr 16 2005, 08:14 PM
Shortiiex woah...wow...that was extereme Apr 16 2005, 08:20 PM Kenjii Hahaha, I found that funny. Apr 16 2005, 08:25 PM Stuckie That was something else. Thats trippy. I liked it. Apr 16 2005, 08:51 PM xbr0kensmil3 lol..wasn't expecting that, but it was funny Apr 16 2005, 09:29 PM kill me please whoa that was just weird. and that kid was... eh s... Apr 16 2005, 10:11 PM FoOd ha ha... Apr 16 2005, 10:44 PM YoGrandpaIsFine Hahahaha. Lmao. That was a good one. Apr 17 2005, 12:44 AM toyo loco hahah its not that funny but kinda Apr 17 2005, 01:18 AM wind&fire waww i love it... Apr 17 2005, 02:10 AM yanners kinda weird. that kid is messed up though Apr 17 2005, 03:31 AM racoons > you meh i've heard it before. and it wasnt that fu... Apr 17 2005, 05:20 AM
wayne QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 17 2005, 5:20 A... Apr 18 2005, 04:50 PM Szeh THAT WAS FUNNY! LOL. Apr 17 2005, 09:13 AM mzkandi Its was pretty ummm....funny is not the word i am ... Apr 17 2005, 09:15 AM x3__iGiVEup Haha; so harsh Apr 17 2005, 09:25 AM xcaitlinx haha thats pretty funny. Apr 17 2005, 10:13 AM lilboriqua2006 haha thats scandalous Apr 17 2005, 11:37 AM Cake. so why would the father shave the cat in the first... Apr 17 2005, 03:23 PM x_angawhomps The threw my dumbass out the window part didn... Apr 17 2005, 03:29 PM Angel_Cece QUOTEso why would the father shave the cat in the ... Apr 17 2005, 03:30 PM miszSERENiTY wow...the names she chose were pretty random Apr 20 2005, 09:07 PM lilxroxy ^ i agree..and HOLY SHIZZLES. o_______o Apr 21 2005, 07:48 AM starlette I wanna know what that little girl was doing runni... Apr 21 2005, 08:05 AM miss barnes QUOTE(karamelle @ Apr 21 2005, 7:05 AM)I wann... Apr 21 2005, 06:12 PM learninghowtofall some parts don't even make sense. Apr 21 2005, 05:17 PM waitwaitwait QUOTE(learninghowtofall @ Apr 21 2005, 5:17 P... Jun 8 2005, 03:06 PM kandiapplegrl QUOTE(learninghowtofall @ Apr 21 2005, 5:17 P... Jun 8 2005, 03:21 PM learninghowtofall and why did the dad shave the cat and then throw i... Apr 21 2005, 07:30 PM weirdness wow.. thats kinda.. erm Apr 21 2005, 08:48 PM pandamonium yea i dont get why the dad did that but its funny. Apr 21 2005, 09:46 PM sharpieaddicteD why whould i name my pup, dumbass? Apr 21 2005, 09:47 PM mzteriouzme007 rofl in my pants. Apr 21 2005, 11:02 PM rebob isn't it "dad ripped my panties, shaved m... Apr 21 2005, 11:27 PM rockstah_14 nyahahhahhaha!!! watta KID... Apr 21 2005, 11:42 PM Im So Vain that was cute. Apr 21 2005, 11:49 PM LadyXTor lol. It was funny...but...kinda strange that she... Apr 24 2005, 03:35 AM belg 't was funny... well, worth a post... nice one... Apr 24 2005, 05:38 AM hiromi That was awesome Apr 24 2005, 07:41 AM aznxdreamer that was one of the most perverted jokes ive ever ... Apr 24 2005, 05:23 PM toodlepops. Wow, that girl is really smart. Apr 26 2005, 01:00 AM eLLiE1017 haha...that's funny Apr 26 2005, 01:49 AM ..:loveee.NuTTii That was just random. Apr 28 2005, 12:57 PM ROARxD LMFAO; thats the funniest thing i read so far Apr 29 2005, 05:51 PM ITSBONKERS hah. i liked this.
weird kid. May 1 2005, 04:59 PM brand0n OWNED! May 5 2005, 12:17 AM pinkd0tcom Niiiiice. May 5 2005, 09:54 PM literemix24 Woah, intense. Very. Jun 5 2005, 07:49 PM BrokenDream LOL. I get it. Jun 6 2005, 06:37 AM shawty_redd hahaha
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