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| *Statistik* |
 May 12 2005, 06:34 PM
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What's the difference between an Australian and a computer?
You only have to punch information into a computer once. |
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May 12 2005, 09:40 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx  Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
that wasn't funny..
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May 13 2005, 02:51 PM
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Umm....... what?
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May 17 2005, 07:00 AM
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 Bardic Nation Group: Member Posts: 1,113 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,059 |
lol
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May 18 2005, 12:09 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
Oooooh! So that means you have to punch... an...australian..more than once??
Or is it that you have to repeat stuff to an Australian which implies that Australians either have poor hearing or they are dumb. (no offense) 
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May 18 2005, 12:23 AM
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</3 Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,729 |
Hahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahaaahahahahahahhahahhaahahha
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May 18 2005, 04:13 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Whatttttt......................................
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May 18 2005, 04:57 PM
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okay, i'm australian and i'm not stupid. i'm in honors or gifted for every class i take, thanks.
actually i'm not australian, but that's not funny either. nor is it polite. |
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| *nightmare4taki* |
May 18 2005, 05:16 PM
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QUOTE(hollesther @ May 17 2005, 11:23 PM) Hahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahaaahahahahahahhahahhaahahha ahhahhahahhahahhaahahhahhaahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaHHAHAHHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH NO.  ROFL. That made me laugh.  QUOTE(suddenly she @ May 18 2005, 3:57 PM) okay, i'm australian and i'm not stupid. i'm in honors or gifted for every class i take, thanks. actually i'm not australian, but that's not funny either. nor is it polite. This made me laugh also. As far as the joke, that was not funny at all. |
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May 18 2005, 05:49 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
HAHA jason!!!! where do you find all these jokes...they're so good!!!!
Go screw yourself |
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May 22 2005, 03:45 AM
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not funny
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May 22 2005, 04:29 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
and the funny part of this joke is?
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May 23 2005, 07:37 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
That was rude, and you can't judge Austrailians.
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May 23 2005, 07:41 PM
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f**k you jason... ive already warned you once and you f**king said you wouldnt do it it again...well f**k you you digrace to asians... i hope you go and die
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May 23 2005, 09:52 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
thats not right...
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May 23 2005, 09:56 PM
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 I need you just as much as you need her Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,175 |
That wasn't funny.
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May 24 2005, 12:56 AM
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just LEAVE
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May 24 2005, 08:48 AM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
QUOTE(wind&fire @ May 23 2005, 6:41 PM) f**k you jason... ive already warned you once and you f**king said you wouldnt do it it again...well f**k you you digrace to asians... i hope you go and die What he said was f**ked up but all that really wasnt necessary. Oh yeah. That joke was dumb 
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May 24 2005, 03:48 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Omg, that was really rude. Why are you so damn racist (or whatever it is to describe this)? Basically every post you make has something to do with race or origin or something like that. And you don't listen to anyone either. Wind&Fire is right, you are a disgrace to asians (me being one
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May 24 2005, 06:00 PM
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QUOTE(Stuckie @ May 24 2005, 11:48 PM) What he said was f**ked up but all that really wasnt necessary. Oh yeah. That joke was dumb since youve been here a grand total of a month i think you have NO say... |
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May 26 2005, 08:45 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
ahaha, i thought it was funny
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May 27 2005, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE(AkaRyux @ May 25 2005, 4:48 AM) Omg, that was really rude. Why are you so damn racist (or whatever it is to describe this)? Basically every post you make has something to do with race or origin or something like that. And you don't listen to anyone either. Wind&Fire is right, you are a disgrace to asians (me being one ). I really really REALLY suggest that you go choke yourself on a biscuit. exactly y r u so racist jason??? |
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Jun 1 2005, 07:10 PM
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Sizzling. ;] Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 135,737 |
AHA nicee TRY better NEXT time...u always have these horrible jokes and even gross things that ppl dont wanna hear!
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Jun 2 2005, 04:00 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 183 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,503 |
what? he's offending the asians? but...i didn't know australians were asian...i thought it was lame, but i dont c much rasism going on there. i mean, i dont call ppl rasist when they say the reason i'm out of it is because i'm blonde....and he could say the same thing about blondes as he did the australians, or he could say that about fish or somthing. but OH NVM SO ITS ALITTLE RASIST. but its really small. w/e jason is lame anyways so if i were u, i'd give up on trying to make him stop because he never will.
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Jun 3 2005, 08:32 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
whats up with ur jokes man? there like not funny. are u socially retarted? if thats ur picture it looks so.
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