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 insanitys contagious.  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707  |
A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription". |
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EmmalieV omfl this had me on the floor laughing! Jun 2 2005, 09:19 PM
Babiexdreamerz Hahaha. That was funny.
[I have no clue what cyan... Jun 2 2005, 09:23 PM
Azarel QUOTE(Babiexdreamerz @ Jun 2 2005, 7:23 PM)Ha... Jun 2 2005, 09:28 PM electric shock Haha. Poor little husband. And that wife.
I wonder... Jun 2 2005, 09:40 PM neko hahaha. funny stuff. perscription.. =P Jun 2 2005, 10:41 PM Rikkiismyname Hehe. The evil of society today and how people are... Jun 3 2005, 08:49 PM sweet_devil ROFL... Jun 3 2005, 09:36 PM emazing Wow, that's funny.
Tried to poison her husb... Jun 3 2005, 10:47 PM xbr0kensmil3 hahaha that's pretty funny. Jun 4 2005, 09:16 PM i heart john Bwhaha. I'd do the same thing. Jun 4 2005, 09:46 PM skateforfree haha Jun 4 2005, 10:03 PM sk8ter4life750 I get it but not all that funny... Jun 4 2005, 11:09 PM mona lisa Haha! That's funny. Jun 5 2005, 04:30 PM d0nchikit0 lol It was creative but I kinda saw it coming. Jun 5 2005, 04:46 PM Szeh Haha, that's funny. Wow.. Jun 5 2005, 04:54 PM  |
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