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*A girls firs time*, lol
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post Mar 4 2005, 09:17 PM
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Lol oops... supposed to be "first" but yeah you get it x]

I did try searching for this and came up with nothing so yeah.... >.<

I'm pretty sure most of you have read this before 'cuz its kinda old lol and im bored so yeah =/

*A Girls First Time*

(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)



It's your first time. As you lie back your

muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

refuses to be swayed as he

approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you

shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first

time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses; but

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

;more room for an easy

entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

possible. As he presses

;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

way; pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He

looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

painful.Your eyes are

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He

begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him

within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

have it over. He looks

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle; that you have been

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your

dentist. After all, it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.







Naughty, Naughty!

What were you thinkin' ?

PERVERT

I know what you were thinking!
 

Posts in this topic
Funky Buddha   *A girls firs time*   Mar 4 2005, 09:17 PM
123Shot   LOL..uhh i think u can guess what i was thinkin ab...   Mar 4 2005, 09:30 PM
kandiapplegrl   ...old.   Mar 4 2005, 09:38 PM
Funky Buddha   ^^Please read the whole post.. I already said that...   Mar 4 2005, 09:39 PM
kandiapplegrl   i didn't intend for you to take it in a mean w...   Mar 4 2005, 09:42 PM
Funky Buddha   ^^ I didn't take it in a mean way... you just ...   Mar 4 2005, 09:44 PM
wind&fire   it has been posted before... but yes i was thinkin...   Mar 4 2005, 09:45 PM
d0rkbaby   QUOTE(wind&fire @ Mar 4 2005, 7:45 PM)but...   Mar 6 2005, 02:24 AM
HoodieObsessed   QUOTE(wind&fire @ Mar 4 2005, 6:45 PM)it ...   Mar 18 2005, 04:35 PM
tofuburger   hold up..lemme read that again -.-;;;   Mar 6 2005, 02:04 AM
the_crox   also i was thinking of sex.   Mar 6 2005, 04:09 AM
toyo loco   hhahahhahaha i was thinking of sex too .. lolz   Mar 6 2005, 04:32 AM
cocoalightning27   now really, who didn't read the joke before an...   Mar 6 2005, 10:20 AM
sadolakced acid   QUOTE(cocoalightning27 @ Mar 6 2005, 10:20 AM...   Jul 23 2005, 03:04 AM
hosing   I think who ever dosent think of sex reading it is...   Mar 6 2005, 10:22 AM
danielle_x3   QUOTE(hosing @ Mar 6 2005, 10:22 AM)I think w...   Jul 18 2005, 09:58 AM
nevernothere   Well c'mon.. you MADE us think that way. Good ...   Mar 6 2005, 10:28 AM
yukichan   QUOTE(nevernothere @ Mar 6 2005, 5:28 AM)Well...   Mar 13 2005, 03:29 AM
lakerfever2476   That joke is so perverted !! =)   Mar 7 2005, 02:37 PM
Shortiiex   i think this was already posted..but oh wells wha...   Mar 7 2005, 04:18 PM
aznxdreamer   this has been posted a couple of times already   Mar 7 2005, 06:04 PM
SMUSHiENESS   lols. there are alot of diffrent versions of that ...   Mar 7 2005, 09:50 PM
with_time_it_fades   the first time i read that i was like what in the ...   Mar 7 2005, 09:52 PM
sweet_devil   QUOTE(with_time_it_fades @ Mar 8 2005, 10:52 ...   Jun 2 2005, 06:05 AM
danishcookiez   hahaha, that story always cracks me up.   Mar 8 2005, 09:59 PM
FireArrow   Mhm.. I was thinking of dentist all along... =)...   Mar 8 2005, 11:43 PM
salcha   haah i got this before, first time i read it thoug...   Mar 8 2005, 11:54 PM
bab3egurl8o5   ive seen that one soo long ago..like 2 years maybe...   Mar 9 2005, 08:54 PM
lilphoenix   Heard it.   Mar 11 2005, 01:40 PM
xd0rkette   ah, im a dirty girl.   Mar 11 2005, 04:54 PM
chaneun   this joke was posted before   Mar 12 2005, 06:48 PM
ch33sylici0us   ok.   Mar 13 2005, 04:16 AM
yanners   i've read this one before.   Mar 13 2005, 08:30 AM
pinayprincess   lol thaz funny   Mar 14 2005, 10:18 PM
Litobabygurl88   haha. don't we all but i read it over again. ...   Mar 15 2005, 12:30 AM
OREOxCOOKIE   LOL thats fricken fracken hilarious. and oh so per...   Mar 16 2005, 12:27 AM
alli   haha of course thinking of it.. who wouldnt be..   Mar 17 2005, 07:55 PM
ItzOnlySydney   haha.   Mar 18 2005, 04:40 PM
fairyprincess_009   lol.   Mar 21 2005, 06:33 AM
lilxroxy   ahah. i wasn`t thinking abt sex even thio i re...   Mar 21 2005, 07:24 AM
rockstah_14   ahahhahhahah! you flippin lil naughty kid!   Apr 22 2005, 12:56 AM
toodlepops.   I've heard this before but it's still okay...   Apr 23 2005, 10:45 PM
chinesekimchi   WOAHHH!!! I THOUGHT...lol u kno. Lmao ...   Jun 1 2005, 07:27 PM
weebekahng   lol omg i thought she was getting rape or somthing...   Jun 1 2005, 08:29 PM
surfhottieoffcoast   OMG!!!!! THATS SO FUNNY! ...   Jun 2 2005, 01:00 PM
Weird addiction   i swear i didn't think dirty   Jun 2 2005, 01:05 PM
literemix24   Roflmao, oOO dirty. ;]   Jun 5 2005, 07:33 PM
Animeloverhk93   wow.. O_O kinda scary lol hehe it got everyone thi...   Jun 11 2005, 04:24 PM
xxaznxgurlxx   nasty minded.. =) but yes yes .. at first when i r...   Jun 15 2005, 04:34 PM
KERP1UNK   i thought the same too...i almost stopped reading ...   Jun 15 2005, 06:36 PM
ichigofan   lol omg im so dirtyyyyyyyyy.......... that was fun...   Jun 15 2005, 07:03 PM
hall0w   lol im naughty   Jul 17 2005, 10:46 PM
xXMomoBubbleTeaXx   I kno what I was thinkin..to me it never gets old....   Jul 17 2005, 10:51 PM
SMiLEEFORMEE   haha i've read so many other things like this....   Jul 18 2005, 10:15 AM
Hell-Rell   that was a good one   Jul 18 2005, 10:19 AM
cookienmilkfornaps   haha... thats was funny... i like everyone else wa...   Jul 22 2005, 07:24 PM
[pshaa]shauna   lol...i got that in a forward   Jul 22 2005, 07:35 PM
sheddingtears   haha theres this one about a cow and mosquito.   Jul 26 2005, 06:44 AM


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