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YO MOMMA JOKES!, all jokes included
INSOMNIA
post Jan 22 2005, 02:54 PM
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GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF
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everyone do a yo momma joke. Even though they are lame, and old.
Yo momma is so fat when you jump you get stuck in the air.
 
NatiMarie
post Jan 22 2005, 02:57 PM
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I can rot your brain ;]
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:O
Isn't there a thread on this?
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Yo momma jokes are dumb.
>:|
 
iheartjohn
post Jan 22 2005, 06:16 PM
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yerp!
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^^ No it shouldn't...
 
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post Jan 25 2005, 01:21 AM
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yo momma so dumb she studied all night for a blood test. hehehe
 
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post Jan 25 2005, 08:10 AM
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WANTED..for sexyness
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yo mommas so fat, when she goes to the beach the whale start sining.."We Are Family"
 
heyyfrankie
post Jan 25 2005, 05:39 PM
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This bitch better work!
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yo mamma's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she has cher in a headlock.

yo mamma's so ugly, she makes an onion cry.
 
cocoalightning27
post Jan 25 2005, 06:19 PM
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I have no life
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Yo mamma so dumb that she started at a Orange juice can because it said "Concentrate"

Yo mamma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
 
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post Jan 26 2005, 12:04 AM
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yo mama is fat, she cant even run after a guy with her purse.
 
chaoticchrissy
post Jan 26 2005, 02:56 PM
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november 25th,, <3
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yo mama hair so short she gotta use rice for curlers! haha =)
 
lovescream
post Jan 27 2005, 06:22 PM
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define our lives for us.
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Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.
 
KELLYYY
post Jan 27 2005, 11:50 PM
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HAAAAAAAA.
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Yo mamma is so short, she tried to suicide herself by jumping off the curb of a street.
 
the_crox
post Jan 28 2005, 03:21 AM
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she doesn't even know
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yo mama so poor when I walked in yo house and stepped on a cigarette she said "Who turned off the heater?"
 
someflipguy
post Jan 28 2005, 09:23 AM
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I can't believe its not "Ryan"
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Yo momma so stupid when I said it was Chili outside she brought out a bowl
 
lyin_in_wait
post Jan 28 2005, 06:42 PM
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sarcasm hides what you really feel
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yo momma is so nasty i asked her where the bathroom was and she said pick a corner
yo momma is so stupid she saw a yellow school bus go by and she yelled twinkie!!!
 
to-devastate
post Jan 29 2005, 03:09 PM
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highfive.
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Yo mama so fat that when she went inside an elevator, she had to go down!
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 07:25 PM
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Soft drinks are my high
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yo momma so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds
 
xumop apisdnx
post Jan 30 2005, 01:33 AM
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that's hot
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your momma's so fat, she had to get baptised at sea world.

your momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
 
The 1 and only J...
post Jan 30 2005, 02:01 AM
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damn u got owned!
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yo momma is so short she has to slam dunk her bus fair
 
TheSpoon
post Jan 31 2005, 12:17 AM
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Froggie! Woof woof. :D
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yo momma's nostrils are so big you can stick quarters in them

yo momma is so heavy that once she took a step, the earth split in half
 
swtchangel
post Feb 9 2005, 10:26 PM
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KUH - rasy .
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yo mama so fat, when she went outside with a yellow coat, the sun got jealous
 
mysticalazxn
post Feb 9 2005, 10:46 PM
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^ I might look scary but i'm the nicest person in cb!
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yo mama is so dumb she sit on the tv and watch the couch .
 
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post Feb 11 2005, 09:00 PM
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sorry. i drowned your fish.
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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. biggrin.gif
 
jnukes
post Feb 12 2005, 01:35 AM
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yo momma so fat , when she walked into a party with a red coat, everyone screamed "Kool Aid !" [[ read this here in cB ]]



yo momma's so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth
 
krazykhmergirl
post Feb 12 2005, 10:46 AM
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:~:oMfG wAt ShE sAiD:~:
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yo mamma so ugly they push her face in doh to make gorilla cookies
 
blah1234567
post Feb 13 2005, 12:51 AM
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<3
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you mamas sooo stupid that when she stuck 2 double 'a' bateries up her butt she started singing: iv got the power!!!!!
 
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