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 Jan 22 2005, 02:54 PM
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 GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF  Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104  |
everyone do a yo momma joke. Even though they are lame, and old.
Yo momma is so fat when you jump you get stuck in the air. |
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INSOMNIA YO MOMMA JOKES! Jan 22 2005, 02:54 PM
Petrified Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats crisco. Feb 5 2006, 04:56 PM The_AZN_Godfather Yo mama so ugly, when she walked into a strip club... Feb 5 2006, 05:24 PM BannanaQ Yo momma so old, she sat behind Jesus in 2nd grade... Feb 5 2006, 09:35 PM Programmer yo mommy teeth so dirty. thoguth i was at the fami... Feb 6 2006, 08:48 AM L!ckitySplit yo momma's so old, when moses parted the red s... Feb 12 2006, 11:31 PM Maestro Yo momma so fat, that for Halloween her trick was ... Feb 12 2006, 11:38 PM L!ckitySplit oh, yeah? yo momma so poor, that your family ate c... Feb 12 2006, 11:41 PM BannanaQ Yo momma so stupid, a blind muted deaf man got a h... Feb 19 2006, 02:50 AM ranniel yo mamas so fat she sat on a dollar and made chang... Feb 24 2006, 07:15 PM Paradox of Life 'Yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a car that ... Mar 5 2006, 03:43 PM ranniel Yo mama's so ugly she is considered a monkey. ... Mar 10 2006, 05:18 PM L!ckitySplit yo' mommas so fat the back of her neck look li... Apr 6 2006, 10:34 PM Paradox of Life Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and it brok... Apr 12 2006, 06:34 PM My Cinderella. I don't know what sucks more your jokes or you... Apr 14 2006, 06:43 PM Midnight Faerie ^ell oh ell. :D
yo momma's so stupid, she th... Apr 15 2006, 09:04 PM Girthy Yo Momma...
...is Evan! Apr 19 2006, 08:20 PM
chaneun QUOTE(Girthy @ Apr 19 2006, 9:20 PM) Yo M... Apr 19 2006, 08:22 PM Girthy Look, can we get off moms???
... Apr 22 2006, 11:48 AM im just a stupid worthless boy Your Mom is so old her social security number is i... Apr 22 2006, 01:10 PM pandamonium QUOTE(im just a stupid worthless boy @ Apr 22... May 7 2006, 07:31 PM L!ckitySplit your mommas so fat she sat on a nintendo gamecube ... Apr 22 2006, 04:14 PM iRock cB QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Apr 22 2006, 5:1... Aug 9 2006, 06:48 PM LadyXTor Yo Momma so fat, she has a season pass to Mcdonald... Apr 23 2006, 03:32 AM tainted_angel Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur w... May 2 2006, 02:54 PM hollywood. QUOTE(tainted_angel @ May 2 2006, 12:54 P... Jun 27 2006, 12:19 AM Comik_knerd Yo momma, is soo Fat that here shadow even wheighs... May 20 2006, 07:44 PM magnificentmike Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her ... May 29 2006, 12:37 AM ECD & C0 YO MAMMA so stupid when someone says aww a dead bi... May 29 2006, 06:08 AM Ajmalhuuss Yo MAMA was born SOOO ugly that when the doctor sa... Jun 13 2006, 08:39 AM sue_me15 yo mama is so stupid cos shes just stupid.
hahhaa.... Jun 26 2006, 11:50 PM (LW) yo momma so dumb, she thought tiger woods was a fo... Jul 2 2006, 10:49 PM HIGHtops. first natimarie u r a total party pooper and secon... Jul 21 2006, 03:31 PM ashley7945 yo momma so fat when she gets in the bathtub all t... Jul 25 2006, 08:44 PM baby_in_blue yo mama so black, she went to
night school and go... Jul 28 2006, 02:48 PM ErnyPunchesSlutsx wow corny alert. Jul 28 2006, 02:54 PM Drummer Chick Yo mama is so fat, that when her beeper goes off, ... Aug 8 2006, 12:04 PM krn_kiddo254 yo mommas so skinny she fell through the toilet...... Aug 9 2006, 02:44 PM dangjer Yo momma is so fat she ate Chuck Norris. Aug 9 2006, 02:48 PM just_rissa You're so ugly, when you came out of your mom,... Aug 11 2006, 01:24 AM medicalxinjektion QUOTE(just_rissa @ Aug 11 2006, 2:24 AM) ... Aug 16 2006, 06:06 PM artisticpariah Yo Mama so Stupid she put lipstick on her forehead... Aug 17 2006, 05:25 PM gles_so_def you mama so fat, when i put a drop of water in tub... Aug 29 2006, 10:17 PM bballchick1 I hope this one hasn't been said yet..
I actu... Aug 29 2006, 10:25 PM Youraisemeup i made it up so its bad....
YO MAMMA so old,shes ... Sep 1 2006, 11:27 PM Petrified Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline mo... Sep 9 2006, 12:30 AM flybynight HAHA that is a good one.
Yo Mama is so ugly she ... Oct 9 2006, 11:42 AM O.S.M yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
QUO... Oct 20 2006, 12:58 AM O.S.M yo mamas mustache is so thick looks like she wiped... Oct 22 2006, 09:17 PM xourzestt yo mama's so hairy you got a rug burn from com... Oct 24 2006, 11:43 PM Smoogrish Yo mama so hairy that she opened her legs and said... Oct 26 2006, 08:21 PM instantmusic Yo momma so fat, shes on both sides of the family ... Oct 31 2006, 10:46 PM chaneun ^lmao
yo momma's so masculine, yo' poppa... Nov 10 2006, 12:43 AM kryogenix yo momma's so fat, the moderators can't ta... Nov 10 2006, 12:48 AM bballer89 [/b][color=#009900] Yo mama breakdance to elavator... Nov 23 2006, 12:37 AM x1227x yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 30 minutes ... Dec 15 2006, 08:29 PM Jinny im not sure if this yo momma joke was posted alrea... Jan 7 2007, 11:02 AM miiichellley yo momma's so ugly that when she tried to rob ... Jan 11 2007, 01:11 AM JudyJudyJudy Yo mamma's so fat she left the house in heels ... Feb 10 2007, 09:34 PM xo-crime Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wal... Mar 10 2007, 07:51 PM Tater haha! ^^thats the greatest!
"hey, w... Apr 1 2007, 08:27 PM GhEtTo_DuChEsS Yo Momma so rashy, she can make a fire start..
Yo ... Apr 3 2007, 08:13 PM Jinny i heard this one before;
yo momma's so old, w... Apr 6 2007, 07:55 PM phoenixpyre yo momma so ugly that cigarettes taste like rainbo... Apr 29 2007, 10:16 PM Justun YO mama So Fat, her Blood type is O.. oreO's
Y... May 24 2007, 02:29 PM laxumaster8 there's this really weird kid in my grade...he... Jun 3 2007, 09:02 PM laurenashley811 yomamma so fat she walked by in a yellow coat and ... Jul 22 2007, 11:47 AM stolen "Yo momma is so stupid that she put lipstick ... Oct 1 2007, 08:16 PM aestheticYOU Yo momma's like a hardware store; Ten cents a ... Nov 5 2007, 08:25 PM Sandraaa QUOTE"Yo momma is so ugly she made a onion cr... Nov 10 2007, 04:17 PM Fraps Your mom's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, b... Dec 6 2007, 06:47 PM 1angel3 Yo momma is so dumb she went to a yard sale and as... Dec 17 2007, 09:46 PM Steven Your mom(ma) is so dumb she takes advice from 1ang... Dec 18 2007, 01:15 AM 1angel3 QUOTE(Steven @ Dec 17 2007, 11:15 PM) You... Dec 18 2007, 09:26 PM BeetleFan I agree that was lame. Dec 20 2007, 06:06 PM yrrnotelekktric wow, why does this thread still exist? Jan 17 2008, 04:30 AM austinoutloud This thread still exists because you're mother... Jan 19 2008, 12:08 AM yrrnotelekktric ^ lol, my mom is actually really skinny tho. Jan 19 2008, 01:24 AM austinoutloud Yeah...I just like that one.
I knew your mom was ... Jan 19 2008, 01:52 AM aestheticYOU QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Jan 19 2008, 12:52 ... Jan 19 2008, 11:54 PM yrrnotelekktric QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Jan 18 2008, 10:52 ... Jan 20 2008, 12:01 AM OhSoDanny Your mom is so fat, she eats a meal for every seco... Jan 20 2008, 12:14 AM JCLore i have no idea if this has already been said
... Jan 22 2008, 05:53 AM Cow-Moo Yo momma's so old she knew Mr. Clean when he h... Feb 11 2008, 10:32 PM austinoutloud Knock knock.
--Who's there?
Sham
--Sham who?
I... Feb 17 2008, 04:01 PM emberfly QUOTE(INSOMNIA @ Jan 22 2005, 02:54 PM) e... Apr 5 2008, 11:52 PM babydrifter22 yo momma so fat when she turns around its her birt... Jun 10 2008, 01:26 PM aimeesayswhat your momma is so dumb she puts lipstick on her hea... Jun 11 2008, 04:44 PM Splek yo mamas so fat, when she was in school, she sat n... Jun 15 2008, 08:26 AM xstarstruckk yo moma so ugly she went into a haunted house and ... Jul 5 2008, 11:08 PM babygirl10 o.k. i dont know if anyone aid this one yet but:
... Jul 11 2008, 06:14 PM XTC Yo momma so stupid, she made this thread. Jul 11 2008, 06:20 PM babygirl10 QUOTE(XTC @ Jul 11 2008, 07:20 PM) Yo mom... Jul 11 2008, 06:24 PM TheFegNut Yo mama is like a pool table, balls go in and out ... Jul 11 2008, 07:04 PM Marlons Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas wa... Jul 11 2008, 07:18 PM PatrickCeralde yo momma's lips are so dry, she started talkin... Jul 23 2008, 03:47 PM ChesterRevolver Yo momma is so fat , i'd do her .. cuz i do fa... Aug 25 2008, 06:04 PM ninjaBeenly Yo ` Momma is so skinny, when she swallowed a ... Aug 31 2008, 02:02 PM AyeVickaye -Yo momma so fat that when she went to school, she... Sep 1 2008, 09:43 PM  |
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