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 Jan 22 2005, 02:54 PM
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 GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF  Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104  |
everyone do a yo momma joke. Even though they are lame, and old.
Yo momma is so fat when you jump you get stuck in the air. |
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INSOMNIA YO MOMMA JOKES! Jan 22 2005, 02:54 PM
largosama your momma's so old that when I told her to ac... Jun 25 2005, 11:56 PM slipper your mama so ugly, everyone died. Jun 26 2005, 12:59 AM
gOODpIRATE QUOTE(slipper @ Jun 25 2005, 10:59 PM)your ma... Jun 27 2005, 11:46 PM SillyCourtney Yo momma's so ugly they filmed Gorrillas in th... Jun 27 2005, 08:21 PM archana QUOTE(SillyCourtney @ Jun 27 2005, 8:21 PM)Yo... Oct 16 2005, 08:15 PM b0st0ngrl Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Supe... Jun 27 2005, 08:26 PM s0_fLiPd Yo momma's so stupid she drowned in "the ... Jun 27 2005, 11:32 PM gOODpIRATE yo mamma so fat, her ID card picture says "co... Jun 27 2005, 11:44 PM b0st0ngrl QUOTE(gOODpIRATE @ Jun 27 2005, 10:44 PM)yo m... Jun 28 2005, 12:02 AM [Scr3amin][Horror] I got sum too I will post them up l8r ]
Sum r fun... Jun 28 2005, 12:03 AM _suzie_ ''your momma's so old that when I told... Jun 28 2005, 09:43 AM [Scr3amin][Horror] QUOTEyour momma's so old that when I told her ... Jun 28 2005, 05:47 PM mocassinsx29 yo momma so fat, at the ballgame instead of buying... Jun 28 2005, 05:50 PM [Scr3amin][Horror] Sum I got off YourMom.com
-Your Mom is so stupid ... Jun 28 2005, 10:22 PM Funkadelic.Kiss ^ my old account
im bored
your mom is so stup... Oct 13 2005, 09:25 PM Stuckie Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch ... Oct 17 2005, 10:52 AM faded23 yo mommas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittl... Oct 18 2005, 06:08 PM SkaironFrenzy Yo momma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry. Oct 20 2005, 09:37 PM i heart john Yo mama is like Home Depot - 10 cents a screw. Oct 23 2005, 09:35 AM Szeh This should be a game..
Sorry to break the chain... Oct 23 2005, 09:38 AM RiC3xBoy *Fob Accent*Yooooooooooooo mama soooooooooooo faut... Oct 23 2005, 02:27 PM toodlepops. Oh shit. Some of these are really funny.
My faves... Oct 27 2005, 02:43 AM andromeda_90 ^LMFAO!
I didn't look through the whole t... Nov 6 2005, 07:43 PM c0cONuTTeR yo mamas so short, when she jumped off the curve s... Nov 6 2005, 07:45 PM lilliannnn Yo mama's so fat, she uses Mexico, like the wh... Nov 19 2005, 04:54 PM add1cted2f1re yo' mama's SO fat, that when u slap her as... Nov 21 2005, 01:55 AM V_TEK yo momma is so fat, she went by the beach then a w... Nov 25 2005, 05:31 PM lil_chubby_cheeks2 yo mama is so fat she rolled over a supernintendo ... Nov 25 2005, 06:00 PM wind&fire QUOTE(lil_chubby_cheeks2 @ Nov 26 2005, 10:00... Dec 7 2005, 11:31 PM masu_misairu yo momma's so ugly it looked like her face cau... Dec 6 2005, 02:24 AM saintruthanne yo momma's so fat, when she wears high heels, ... Dec 6 2005, 07:32 PM RiC3xBoy Yo mama so fat, everytime she turns around, its he... Dec 12 2005, 10:27 PM De112 yo mama so old, she got Jesus in her yearbook.
yo... Dec 20 2005, 06:04 PM nightmare4taki ^haha
Yo mama so black, she tried to bite a oreo ... Dec 20 2005, 06:09 PM Midnight Faerie yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next... Dec 21 2005, 12:01 AM MyCATSwatchingtv your mamas so fat that she uses a matress as a tam... Dec 24 2005, 05:38 PM -lana QUOTEyo mama is so fat she rolled over a supernint... Dec 24 2005, 08:25 PM davexd yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to superb... Dec 27 2005, 01:00 AM Retro_Love This one boy told me this at school.
Yo Mamma so s... Dec 29 2005, 03:06 AM Smoogrish [Ooops, just realized someone posted that before m... Jan 2 2006, 02:06 PM o0olaalaa uhms heres a stupid one:
yo momma so fat when she... Jan 2 2006, 02:24 PM Anime_gurl_4eva your mom's so fat she falls off both sides of ... Jan 15 2006, 01:29 AM hiromi Yo Mama's so stupid that when she heard about ... Jan 16 2006, 02:59 PM BannanaQ oh yea...
Your momma so fat that she uses Mexico,... Jan 31 2006, 09:12 PM bad_girl Yo mama is so old that when i told her to act her ... Feb 3 2006, 08:18 AM zebzie Your mother is so corpulent that when she sits aro... Feb 3 2006, 08:39 PM Petrified Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats crisco. Feb 5 2006, 04:56 PM The_AZN_Godfather Yo mama so ugly, when she walked into a strip club... Feb 5 2006, 05:24 PM BannanaQ Yo momma so old, she sat behind Jesus in 2nd grade... Feb 5 2006, 09:35 PM Programmer yo mommy teeth so dirty. thoguth i was at the fami... Feb 6 2006, 08:48 AM L!ckitySplit yo momma's so old, when moses parted the red s... Feb 12 2006, 11:31 PM Maestro Yo momma so fat, that for Halloween her trick was ... Feb 12 2006, 11:38 PM L!ckitySplit oh, yeah? yo momma so poor, that your family ate c... Feb 12 2006, 11:41 PM BannanaQ Yo momma so stupid, a blind muted deaf man got a h... Feb 19 2006, 02:50 AM ranniel yo mamas so fat she sat on a dollar and made chang... Feb 24 2006, 07:15 PM Paradox of Life 'Yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a car that ... Mar 5 2006, 03:43 PM ranniel Yo mama's so ugly she is considered a monkey. ... Mar 10 2006, 05:18 PM L!ckitySplit yo' mommas so fat the back of her neck look li... Apr 6 2006, 10:34 PM Paradox of Life Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and it brok... Apr 12 2006, 06:34 PM My Cinderella. I don't know what sucks more your jokes or you... Apr 14 2006, 06:43 PM Midnight Faerie ^ell oh ell. :D
yo momma's so stupid, she th... Apr 15 2006, 09:04 PM Girthy Yo Momma...
...is Evan! Apr 19 2006, 08:20 PM chaneun QUOTE(Girthy @ Apr 19 2006, 9:20 PM) Yo M... Apr 19 2006, 08:22 PM Girthy Look, can we get off moms???
... Apr 22 2006, 11:48 AM im just a stupid worthless boy Your Mom is so old her social security number is i... Apr 22 2006, 01:10 PM pandamonium QUOTE(im just a stupid worthless boy @ Apr 22... May 7 2006, 07:31 PM L!ckitySplit your mommas so fat she sat on a nintendo gamecube ... Apr 22 2006, 04:14 PM iRock cB QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Apr 22 2006, 5:1... Aug 9 2006, 06:48 PM LadyXTor Yo Momma so fat, she has a season pass to Mcdonald... Apr 23 2006, 03:32 AM tainted_angel Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur w... May 2 2006, 02:54 PM hollywood. QUOTE(tainted_angel @ May 2 2006, 12:54 P... Jun 27 2006, 12:19 AM Comik_knerd Yo momma, is soo Fat that here shadow even wheighs... May 20 2006, 07:44 PM magnificentmike Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her ... May 29 2006, 12:37 AM ECD & C0 YO MAMMA so stupid when someone says aww a dead bi... May 29 2006, 06:08 AM Ajmalhuuss Yo MAMA was born SOOO ugly that when the doctor sa... Jun 13 2006, 08:39 AM sue_me15 yo mama is so stupid cos shes just stupid.
hahhaa.... Jun 26 2006, 11:50 PM (LW) yo momma so dumb, she thought tiger woods was a fo... Jul 2 2006, 10:49 PM HIGHtops. first natimarie u r a total party pooper and secon... Jul 21 2006, 03:31 PM ashley7945 yo momma so fat when she gets in the bathtub all t... Jul 25 2006, 08:44 PM baby_in_blue yo mama so black, she went to
night school and go... Jul 28 2006, 02:48 PM ErnyPunchesSlutsx wow corny alert. Jul 28 2006, 02:54 PM Drummer Chick Yo mama is so fat, that when her beeper goes off, ... Aug 8 2006, 12:04 PM krn_kiddo254 yo mommas so skinny she fell through the toilet...... Aug 9 2006, 02:44 PM dangjer Yo momma is so fat she ate Chuck Norris. Aug 9 2006, 02:48 PM just_rissa You're so ugly, when you came out of your mom,... Aug 11 2006, 01:24 AM medicalxinjektion QUOTE(just_rissa @ Aug 11 2006, 2:24 AM) ... Aug 16 2006, 06:06 PM artisticpariah Yo Mama so Stupid she put lipstick on her forehead... Aug 17 2006, 05:25 PM gles_so_def you mama so fat, when i put a drop of water in tub... Aug 29 2006, 10:17 PM bballchick1 I hope this one hasn't been said yet..
I actu... Aug 29 2006, 10:25 PM Youraisemeup i made it up so its bad....
YO MAMMA so old,shes ... Sep 1 2006, 11:27 PM Petrified Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline mo... Sep 9 2006, 12:30 AM flybynight HAHA that is a good one.
Yo Mama is so ugly she ... Oct 9 2006, 11:42 AM O.S.M yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
QUO... Oct 20 2006, 12:58 AM O.S.M yo mamas mustache is so thick looks like she wiped... Oct 22 2006, 09:17 PM  |
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