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 May 29 2006, 12:37 AM
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
Yo momma's so fat the last time she was 90210 was on the scale. |
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May 29 2006, 06:08 AM
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YO MAMMA so stupid when someone says aww a dead birdie she looks up and says wherr? where?
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Jun 13 2006, 08:39 AM
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Yo MAMA was born SOOO ugly that when the doctor saw her head pop out he started yellin, "THE MARSIANS ARE COMING THE MARSIANS ARE COMING!!!"
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Jun 26 2006, 11:50 PM
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 J0@nna<3 Group: Member Posts: 203 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 378,818 |
yo mama is so stupid cos shes just stupid.
hahhaa. okay. I cant think of any yo mama jokes |
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Jun 27 2006, 12:19 AM
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QUOTE(tainted_angel @ May 2 2006, 12:54 PM)  Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.  Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay." Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book. |
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Jul 2 2006, 10:49 PM
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 have you ever seen a costume like mine? Group: Member Posts: 23 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 410,371 |
yo momma so dumb, she thought tiger woods was a forest.
yo momma so dumb she failed a survey. yo momma so nasty her crabs use her tampon as a getaway rope. yo momma so nasty, i went in her refridgerator and saw roaches gettining batized in pickle juice. |
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Jul 3 2006, 09:36 PM
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 A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 |
QUOTE(-lana @ Oct 23 2005, 1:27 PM) Your mama is so fat, that instead of skinny dipping, she chunky dunks. ;;That ones weird.  That's the funniest one I've ever heard.
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Jul 21 2006, 03:31 PM
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first natimarie u r a total party pooper and second yo momma is so dum it took her 2 hours 2 watch 60 minutes
QUOTE(GetMiNE_GetY0URS @ Jul 3 2006, 7:36 PM) That's the funniest one I've ever heard.That is a total ROFL CHOPPTER |
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Jul 25 2006, 08:44 PM
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yo momma so fat when she gets in the bathtub all the water gets out
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Jul 28 2006, 02:48 PM
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yo mama so black, she went to
night school and got marked absent. that was directly from YO MAMA show. it gets repeated a lot 
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Jul 28 2006, 02:54 PM
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wow corny alert.
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Aug 8 2006, 12:04 PM
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Yo mama is so fat, that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backin up.
Yo mama is so old, that when I told her to act her own age, she died... Yo mama is so fat, that you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side... Yeah people probably have heard those already. They're not mine, but I think they're hilarious. |
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Aug 9 2006, 02:44 PM
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 Get at me Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,964 |
yo mommas so skinny she fell through the toilet... Iono if this one was already up here.. sory if it is.. im to lazy to look through all the jokes
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Aug 9 2006, 02:48 PM
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Yo momma is so fat she ate Chuck Norris.
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Aug 9 2006, 06:48 PM
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 Pokeball, GO! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,832 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,009 |
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Apr 22 2006, 5:14 PM) your mommas so fat she sat on a nintendo gamecube and turned into a gameboy I don't have any yo mama's. I used to but I forgot them all. I'll post when I remember, lol. |
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Aug 11 2006, 01:24 AM
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 rissa. Group: Member Posts: 621 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,690 |
You're so ugly, when you came out of your mom, she saw you and tried to push you back in.
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Aug 16 2006, 06:06 PM
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QUOTE(just_rissa @ Aug 11 2006, 2:24 AM) You're so ugly, when you came out of your mom, she saw you and tried to push you back in. Read the title of the topic I heard that joke so many times  I don't have any your momma jokes |
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Aug 17 2006, 05:25 PM
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 artisticpariah Group: Member Posts: 95 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 448,824 |
Yo Mama so Stupid she put lipstick on her forehead...TO MAKE UP her MIND!!! haha!
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Aug 29 2006, 10:17 PM
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you mama so fat, when i put a drop of water in tub and she got in it, the tub started overflowing
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Aug 29 2006, 10:25 PM
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 your signal fades away, and all I'm left with is noise. Group: Member Posts: 2,099 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,110 |
I hope this one hasn't been said yet..
I actually made this one up...it's probably obvious: Yo momma so fat she'd even eat my joke!! Damn. That was pretty bad. 
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Sep 1 2006, 11:27 PM
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 Lose yourself and fly away, hide away for the day Group: Member Posts: 242 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 446,527 |
i made it up so its bad....
YO MAMMA so old,shes got Eves cell numba.... I know it sucks, i dont like making fun of the bible but its all i could think of...Father forgive my sins.... 
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Sep 9 2006, 12:30 AM
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 "Go for it!" Group: Member Posts: 163 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 265,997 |
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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Oct 9 2006, 11:42 AM
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HAHA that is a good one.
Yo Mama is so ugly she made me forget my own joke! |
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Oct 20 2006, 12:58 AM
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yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
QUOTE(gles_so_def @ Aug 29 2006, 8:17 PM) you mama so fat, when i put a drop of water in tub and she got in it, the tub started overflowing AHAHAH classik...this is a funny thread |
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Oct 22 2006, 09:17 PM
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yo mamas mustache is so thick looks like she wiped her mouth with a soggy oreo
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