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sex for my birthday, weeeeee
*Weird addiction*
post Apr 26 2005, 12:00 PM
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It's almost my birthday (ill be 17 by the end of may, weeeeeeee), lol, anyways, my parents are getting divorced and my mom's moving to England, and she might not be around for my sweet 17 sad.gif, anyways, this morning she woke me up early just to talk to me.

Mom: ... so your birthday present from me is going to be sex
me: say what?
mom: i'm giving you the permission to have sex
me: awww thanks mom!! *hugs*

Now, my mom doesn't know that i'm not a virgin...if she finds out, she'll probably kill me, so it's a good thing knowing she's going to approve of me having sex! weeeeeeeee....BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER! i swear!...i'm soo happy!!

So what's your best birthday present?

I'M SOO HAPPY

(sorry, i'm a little wierd whistling.gif )
 

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Weird addiction   sex for my birthday   Apr 26 2005, 12:00 PM
mzkandi   Wierd birthday present but hey if it makes you bot...   Apr 26 2005, 12:01 PM
xlaydee_v   Lols, that's funny. Nice gift&cherish it ;...   Apr 26 2005, 12:01 PM
Ariel~~   QUOTE(xlaydee_v @ Apr 26 2005, 1:01 PM)Lols, ...   Apr 28 2005, 09:52 AM
starlette   haha thats the best birthday present ever. I...   Apr 26 2005, 12:02 PM
Weird addiction   QUOTE(karamelle @ Apr 26 2005, 7:02 PM)haha t...   Apr 26 2005, 12:12 PM
ItzOnlySydney   ipod mini whoa.   Apr 26 2005, 12:05 PM
EmmalieV   wow , thats weird but I guess awesome for you.   Apr 26 2005, 12:14 PM
Shortiiex   lol...you have a cool mom...will you ever teel her...   Apr 26 2005, 12:17 PM
Weird addiction   QUOTE(Shortiiex @ Apr 26 2005, 7:17 PM)lol......   Apr 26 2005, 12:18 PM
mzkandi   QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 26 2005, 1:18 PM)Like ...   Apr 26 2005, 12:30 PM
Weird addiction   QUOTE(mzkandi @ Apr 26 2005, 7:30 PM)you...   Apr 26 2005, 12:35 PM
Shortiiex   QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 26 2005, 12:18 PM)Like...   Apr 26 2005, 12:33 PM
silver rain   Haha your mom is cool- my mom would never ever say...   Apr 26 2005, 12:49 PM
lolita kitty   omfg thats funny. how old are you again? anyways,,...   Apr 26 2005, 12:50 PM
Weird addiction   QUOTE(BlOnDiEcHiCk @ Apr 26 2005, 7:50 PM)omf...   Apr 26 2005, 12:53 PM
AngelTears   haha, that would kind of scare me if my mom told m...   Apr 26 2005, 01:30 PM
Weird addiction   Haha...at first it kinda scared me but IM HAPPY ...   Apr 26 2005, 01:35 PM
racoons > you   sandra thats awsome by amazing birthday present i...   Apr 26 2005, 01:32 PM
suddenly she   QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 26 2005, 2:32 P...   Apr 26 2005, 09:44 PM
racoons > you   ^ yes, and it makes me laugh. =P   Apr 26 2005, 01:37 PM
Weird addiction   QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 26 2005, 8:37 P...   Apr 26 2005, 01:38 PM
racoons > you   i told you i wouldnt get modded... but you wouldnt...   Apr 26 2005, 01:39 PM
Weird addiction   QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 26 2005, 8:39 P...   Apr 26 2005, 01:42 PM
stephinika   haha wow, thats awesome. my mom would NEVER do an...   Apr 26 2005, 01:40 PM
xMyStIcShAd0wSx   thats kinda surprising. like outta no where.. she ...   Apr 26 2005, 01:46 PM
Weird addiction   QUOTE(xMyStIcShAd0wSx @ Apr 26 2005, 8:46 PM)...   Apr 26 2005, 01:53 PM
electric shock   QUOTE(xMyStIcShAd0wSx @ Apr 26 2005, 11:46 AM...   Apr 26 2005, 06:51 PM
sharerol   QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Apr 26 2005, 3:51 PM)Ha...   Apr 26 2005, 06:53 PM
Beyond Elite   Your mom is awesome. Hope you'll have fun wit...   Apr 26 2005, 03:11 PM
mouse_3k   best present ever..I guess so..   Apr 26 2005, 03:34 PM
Kathleen   Haha that's the oddest present I've ever h...   Apr 26 2005, 03:41 PM
vampireduster   haha congrats on that. thats great......   Apr 26 2005, 04:57 PM
miszSERENiTY   I could never imagine my mom saying that to me hah...   Apr 26 2005, 05:14 PM
miss barnes   wow!! thats a pretty good present when i t...   Apr 26 2005, 05:17 PM
goofipinay   Mom: ... so your birthday present from me is going...   Apr 26 2005, 05:23 PM
mysticalazxn   woah, you must of live in a very conservative fami...   Apr 26 2005, 05:24 PM
xoxo_koala_kisses_   Oh, Sandraaaa. I'll give you a birthday presen...   Apr 26 2005, 05:28 PM
Weird addiction   QUOTE(xoxo_koala_kisses_ @ Apr 27 2005, 12:28...   Apr 27 2005, 10:37 AM
jooleeah   Hahaah, when I read that, I was like " Your m...   Apr 26 2005, 05:31 PM
toodlepops.   QUOTE(jooleeah @ Apr 26 2005, 5:31 PM)Hahaah,...   Apr 26 2005, 07:30 PM
Miss[x]Tiff   ...good for you?   Apr 26 2005, 05:34 PM
sandy_lumpy_shore   hmmm how... sinful. thats cool. uh my best prese...   Apr 26 2005, 06:03 PM
iheartsimba   Haha, have fun with that present And happy 17t...   Apr 26 2005, 06:05 PM
gOODpIRATE   my best presents? digital camera [<-my love...   Apr 26 2005, 06:08 PM
xcaitlinx   yeahhhh....my mom/dad would never give me permissi...   Apr 26 2005, 06:11 PM
Soleil   Interesting present, my best present was christmas...   Apr 26 2005, 06:21 PM
ermfermoo   Woah, now that is a good gift! Haha. They do ...   Apr 26 2005, 06:24 PM
Miss[x]Tiff   QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Apr 26 2005, 6:24 PM)Woah, ...   Apr 26 2005, 06:26 PM
aznxdreamer   wow..my mom would never say that to me.   Apr 26 2005, 06:46 PM
xSWEETxCANDiix   Haha wow..that's a weird present, but hey, it...   Apr 26 2005, 06:49 PM
sharerol   Hahaha, that's a cool birthday present. My mo...   Apr 26 2005, 06:50 PM
IamRad   haha nice gift!. my mom would never say that h...   Apr 26 2005, 07:22 PM
bRoKeNxALoNE   Haha. What a cool mom.   Apr 26 2005, 07:24 PM
DanielleMaria05   Wow, thats a crazy gift.. Um, my best present. Wel...   Apr 26 2005, 07:30 PM
Ballpointpencil   lmao. That is such a hilarious gift. My best birt...   Apr 26 2005, 07:32 PM
NatiMarie   -__- Maybe it's just me...but that's not ...   Apr 26 2005, 07:37 PM
Miss[x]Tiff   QUOTE(NatiMarie @ Apr 26 2005, 7:37 PM)-__- ...   Apr 26 2005, 07:46 PM
hiromi   That is one awesome gift, I gotta say. Enjoy it XD   Apr 26 2005, 07:40 PM
iheartsurf   lol, i thought your mom meant sex with her =X whoo...   Apr 26 2005, 08:40 PM
Hiphop d[-_-]b   aww. mother daughter bonding. my best present was....   Apr 26 2005, 09:04 PM
sunissed14127   Lol well thats a interesting present.   Apr 26 2005, 09:06 PM
FoOd   She just didn't want to buy a gift for you.   Apr 26 2005, 09:07 PM
AngelTears   QUOTE(FoOd @ Apr 26 2005, 9:07 PM)She just di...   Apr 26 2005, 10:00 PM
dani41790   Lol wow that's an interesting birthday present...   Apr 26 2005, 09:36 PM
SKDMNLE   Haha. Have fun with it =). My best one would proba...   Apr 26 2005, 09:39 PM
__PASS10NAT3   wow. dats surprising. my mom would NEVER say that ...   Apr 27 2005, 12:04 AM
Chii   you're so lucky that your mom is cool with stu...   Apr 27 2005, 12:14 AM
toyo loco   wow thats cool for you .. lolz im positive my mom ...   Apr 27 2005, 12:48 AM
x_angawhomps   How odd.. I would want another present with that t...   Apr 27 2005, 12:53 AM
myheartxbandages   i'm 14 and my parents want me to do things. an...   Apr 27 2005, 01:06 AM
kryzcoak47luv666   Man that present is awesome, my dad no matter how ...   Apr 27 2005, 01:32 AM
HeReTiCkNoT   I got that present a while ago.   Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM
someflipguy   GJ I like it.   Apr 27 2005, 09:47 AM
king_of_hearts   wow! awesome mom! My mom said that to me b...   Apr 27 2005, 09:53 AM
rememberme   wow. best gift ever heard. And DANG!!...   Apr 27 2005, 01:29 PM
xcaitlinx   to be honest, i wouldnt feel comfortable having my...   Apr 27 2005, 02:17 PM
Kathleen   QUOTEooo a hello kitty themed party happy.gif i wi...   Apr 27 2005, 02:35 PM
soulless727   purple ponies (self-deleted 12/06)   Apr 27 2005, 06:53 PM
strwbrrykiwi23   wow... interesting birthday present. the best birt...   Apr 27 2005, 07:33 PM
eli5e   ummm ...woW?? ... that's pretty messed up NO O...   Apr 27 2005, 08:14 PM
Weird addiction   QUOTE(eli5e @ Apr 28 2005, 3:14 AM)ummm ...wo...   Apr 28 2005, 09:29 AM
ermfermoo   QUOTE(eli5e @ Apr 27 2005, 8:14 PM)ummm ...wo...   Apr 28 2005, 09:58 AM
Weird addiction   QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Apr 28 2005, 4:58 PM)Also, ...   Apr 28 2005, 10:00 AM
ermfermoo   QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 28 2005, 10:00 AM)The ...   Apr 28 2005, 10:15 AM
canny   never heard of a bday present like this from paren...   Apr 27 2005, 09:08 PM
swe3ttemptasian   my mom will probably give me that gift when I turn...   Apr 28 2005, 09:38 AM
gladz612   hahah you've got a cool mum too. haha.. congra...   Apr 28 2005, 10:14 AM
StanleyThePanda   QUOTE(Miss[x]Tiff @ Apr 26 2005, 6:2...   Apr 28 2005, 11:50 AM
Weird addiction   QUOTE(StanleyThePanda @ Apr 28 2005, 6:50 PM)...   Apr 28 2005, 11:54 AM
Miss[x]Tiff   QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 28 2005, 11:54 AM)I...   Apr 28 2005, 08:33 PM
PinoyOtaku   Whoa that's some present you'll be having...   Apr 28 2005, 12:12 PM
Weird addiction   Brussels, that's why i speak french...wish i l...   Apr 28 2005, 12:14 PM
PinoyOtaku   QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 28 2005, 9:14 AM)Bruss...   Apr 28 2005, 12:42 PM
myheartxbandages   and so what are you planning to do with this prese...   Apr 28 2005, 04:07 PM
xxaznxgurlxx   lol.. nice b-day present !! glad u were ha...   Apr 28 2005, 06:44 PM
xj_liana_tx   that's a weird birthday present... it's fu...   Apr 28 2005, 08:43 PM
MAXpowers1023   you should have said..."but i want an iPod...   Apr 28 2005, 09:26 PM
sheepy   ahaha um.. wow is all i can say.   Apr 28 2005, 10:30 PM
liquidize   who was the unlucky guy to take your virginity awa...   Apr 29 2005, 12:08 AM
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