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 May 23 2005, 08:38 AM
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Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents` room.
Finally, one morning he says to his mom, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah...well, I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him thin again." The boy responds, "That won`t work!" His mom says, "Why not?" The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up! |
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May 23 2005, 09:01 AM
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 Disgrace to the asian race Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,080 |
Lmao. I feel so bad for the mother. Men.....lol.
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May 23 2005, 09:04 AM
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 .bubblicious inspirations. @ www.bubbliciousoul.com Group: Member Posts: 466 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,228 |
haha heard this one before..
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May 23 2005, 11:14 AM
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 im addicted to my car<3 Group: Member Posts: 635 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,236 |
lol. dang thats wrong haha
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May 23 2005, 11:24 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 396 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,084 |
sweet joke
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| *Fallen_Fairy* |
May 23 2005, 11:04 PM
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 lol
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May 23 2005, 11:05 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
bauaha. johhny.
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May 23 2005, 11:06 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
ouch. owned.
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May 23 2005, 11:10 PM
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 I need you just as much as you need her Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,175 |
Johnny is a very curious little guy isn't he. Haha
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May 23 2005, 11:38 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
rofl. another johnny joke. haha, but that got me!
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May 24 2005, 05:25 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
haha johny and his dirty jokes lol
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May 25 2005, 09:15 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
pwned. poor mother.
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May 25 2005, 05:04 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
HJAHA! wow..i feel sorry for the mom. finding out that his husbands cheating on him from her little boy.
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| *mona lisa* |
May 26 2005, 03:34 PM
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Haha. Good one. Nice little Johnny.
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May 27 2005, 06:48 PM
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lol...
...poor mom....smart johnny...
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May 28 2005, 12:12 AM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
LOL, i gotta admit, that was amusing.
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May 28 2005, 06:03 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
hahaha. poor mom
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| *chaneun* |
May 28 2005, 07:10 PM
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Haha, what if that actually worked?
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May 28 2005, 08:14 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
Oh wow. Haha. I feel sorry for the mom. But yeah..interesting joke.
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| *jooleeah* |
May 28 2005, 09:44 PM
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Hahaha, wow. I feel bad for the mother.
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May 28 2005, 10:10 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahaha that lil johnny
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May 29 2005, 03:47 PM
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 .::.Enchanted.::. Group: Member Posts: 69 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 139,202 |
Haha... Poor mother... Pwned.
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May 30 2005, 11:16 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
Im reading plenty of cheating jokes today.
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May 30 2005, 01:32 PM
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Ha ha, thats sad!
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