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 May 7 2005, 01:46 PM
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 JULiiANA FAYE.  Group: Member Posts: 460 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,749  |
i searched centipede nothing came up so i think i should tell it then lol my dad said this joke to me it was hillarious!
 if it doesn't work on u.. its ok i under stand  A guy went to the pet shop and said.. i want the most exotic pet that nobody has.. Pet owner: ok well we have a talking centipede The guy: great how much? pet owner: $1,000 The guy:$1,000? for just a centipede??!! Petowner:he taaaaaaalks!! The guy: ok i'll buy him!! So the guy takes the centipede home he sees the centipede moving around in the box.. he then sees it crowl around.. the guy asks him "hey do u want to go down town with my friends and i?" no answer, the guy then sees it moving and not answering.. so then he thinks he gets riped off! so then he says a little louder this time "hey! do u want to go down town with me and my friends?!!" still no answer.. now hes really worried and he was about to go back to the store for his money back.. he can't take it anymore so he kicks the box. then yells "HEY DO U WANT TO GO DOWN TOWN. WITH MY FRIENDS AND I?!!" he looks in side the box.. the centipede: SHUT UP ALLREADY I HEARD U THE FIRST TIME! I'M GETTING MY SHEOS ON!! The guy:  HAHAHAHAH HAHAha ok if u dont' get it.. i'll explain.. u see the centipede has about like 100 legs or somthing like that? so it tkaes him about a long time to get all of his sheos on.. HAHA THAT JOKE JUST CRACKED ME OUT SO BADLY!!! lol 
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Animeloverhk93 centipede May 7 2005, 01:46 PM
aznxdreamer haha thats funny. you dont need to explain it. i t... May 7 2005, 02:09 PM
sweet_devil QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ May 8 2005, 3:09 AM)haha ... May 8 2005, 01:42 AM electric shock QUOTE(sweet_devil @ May 7 2005, 11:42 PM)i ag... May 8 2005, 09:29 PM Animeloverhk93 QUOTEhaha thats funny. you dont need to explain it... May 7 2005, 02:32 PM xbr0kensmil3 oh i didn't get it at first but i did know tha... May 7 2005, 09:25 PM ITSBONKERS thats a cute joke, but it didn't make me laugh... May 7 2005, 09:42 PM mocassinsx29 >_> I didn't get it at first but I still... May 8 2005, 09:24 PM Fallen_Fairy THAT MADE ME LAUGH May 9 2005, 04:17 PM Animeloverhk93 YAY FINALLY PPL LAUGH! i told my friends that ... May 9 2005, 11:12 PM HoT_x_STuFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!... May 9 2005, 11:23 PM x3__iGiVEup i get it =)
OH BY THE WAY, you have the same name ... May 10 2005, 09:20 PM Animeloverhk93 QUOTEOH BY THE WAY, you have the same name as me.
... May 10 2005, 11:06 PM x LUV x ALWAYS x i understood it, but it didn't really make me ... May 10 2005, 11:18 PM YoGrandpaIsFine Hahaha. That mad me smile. Psh, the centipede woul... May 11 2005, 12:00 AM starlette hehe that was cute. That made me smile. I'm ... May 11 2005, 12:02 AM ikayto o
ahha, that's a tee-hee joke; clean jokes ar... May 11 2005, 01:25 AM dani41790 Haha that joke is really cute. May 11 2005, 03:55 AM Bballangel2003 My dad told me that joke too. Love it May 11 2005, 10:26 AM Animeloverhk93 QUOTEhehe that was cute. That made me smile. I... May 11 2005, 07:13 PM miszSERENiTY Haha that was cute. May 12 2005, 12:05 AM xoxvietbabyy Lol. That was interesting. May 12 2005, 12:06 AM KERP1UNK lol i heard that one before....its not THAT funny ... May 13 2005, 06:46 PM iNyCxShoRT That made my day. May 13 2005, 07:15 PM pinayprincess lol thats funny May 13 2005, 09:57 PM dreamerOi ahahahah that cracked me up so bad. its a cute jok... May 13 2005, 10:02 PM azngrl7691 lol so cute made me smile May 20 2005, 07:25 PM  |
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