Top 10 things women need to know about men Options

[phatty]

Top 10 things women need to know about men...


1.) Unless you're willing to give it up when the man is in the mood you have no right to b###h about porn.

2.) Shut up! Do not bore us with your uninteresting stories of what happened at work/school. That's what girlfriends are for. Also, if you're telling a 5 minute story, don't take 45 minutes to tell it.

3.) Don't ask "what are we thinking." If we wanted you to know, we wouldn't be thinking, we would be talking.

4.) Don't criticize the size of our penis. Even a redwood looks small when it's in the Grand Canyon.

5.) If you ask a direct question, expect a direct answer. The dress dosen't make you look fat honey. The fat makes you look fat.

6.) Don't spend tons of money on expensive lingerie. Men look at lingerie the way kids look at cereal. We're only interested in the prize that's inside.

7.) The toilet seat swings both ways honey! You were born with opposable thumbs just like us. Grip the seat and pull down. Believe me I've tried it, it's not difficult. Oh, and raise the stinkin' seat when your'e done!

8.) Regardless of what you may think, you're farts smell 1000 times worse than ours!

9.) If you want us to help you around the house, don't gripe about the way we do it. If you have a better way, then do it yourself and shut up.

10.) If you want men to be good gift GIVERS. Then you need to be good gift RECEIVERS. Act like you actually appreciate something we give you or do for you. If you want to return the favor, refer back to number one.


got this from one of my oppa's pages! it's so mean but it's sorta funny

[waccoon]

a little offensive, huh?

[*Kathleen*]

Haha. That is pretty funny. Now, there's always the other side to this...I just have to find it.

[to_god_damn_ghet...]

1. smart?
2. kool?
3. cute?
4. girlfriend al ready?

doh no.
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im 14 years old with a preshool brain and im proud -> mi zangha <-

[iloveyou07]

Haha. That is pretty funny. Now, there's always the other side to this...I just have to find it.

i hope you do, lol

[cleec]

5.) If you ask a direct question, expect a direct answer. The dress dosen't make you look fat honey. The fat makes you look fat

oh wow that's so friken funny! i'm a girl but I can take a few laughs...and that was good

[pyrochick19770]

HaHa Ima chick..but thats still incredibly funny. XD

[angel-roh]

hahahahha ur korean! and ur a girl who found this and decided to post it in guy's forum?^___^ hehehe it's all good cus im like that too hahaha i post topic in guy's forum muahaha lols

[f00LisH_h3aRt63]

6.) Don't spend tons of money on expensive lingerie. Men look at lingerie the way kids look at cereal. We're only interested in the prize that's inside.

haha i like this one...i like looking for the prize in the cereal boxes and cracker jacks box. lOL

jackie

[xjjajeengx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! OMFG!!!! that is hilarious... tho a bit offending but hey, thereis always a guy kind for a girl kind of thingy like this. i ono ( )

anyways. the 5 min story thingy to 45 min thingy was funny.

[tkproduce]

i think the lingerie's a bit more important than the guy makes it out to be. i know we won't be able to tell the difference between not-so-expensive lingerie and super-expensive lingerie, but sexy lingerie is surely turning on

[*AngelicEyz00*]

Yeah, i thought that was funny

[huihead]

lol mann i don't think all guys think that mean-ly? =x

[mznina]

i asked my boyfriend all those...and he said most of them are TRUE! lol

[DIRTYdirt]

omg this is so funny!.. haha i think its true too

[cutielilsuga]

man this is somewhat mean.....haha...but half of that stuff is the truth though....guys do act like that...and you always have to be direct half of the time

[iheartsimba]

yup a little offensive....yet funny

[F_L_I_P]

i dont do that maybe ecxept for #1 and #2

[machi1986]

u shood add another 1: dun step 2 ship with 1 feet

[immersion31]

haha, funny

[hybrid]

5.) If you ask a direct question, expect a direct answer. The dress dosen't make you look fat honey. The fat makes you look fat.

I found that interesting. What is up with that question? "Does this dress make me look fat?"

[craziplaya21]

girls do take too long 2 say sumthin. i mean, were do dey com up w/ all these stuff 2 say about sumthin dat should jus take em 5 minutes?

[candylizious]

hahaha.. thatz so funnyyyyyyyy..

[fiji_kid]

girls do take too long 2 say sumthin. i mean, were do dey com up w/ all these stuff 2 say about sumthin dat should jus take em 5 minutes?

yea i totally agree on u.. they like start to think about some thing which takes them like 5 mins.. i normally get pissed at that point