Microwave = Satan, yeah Options

[starlette]

Okay maybe not that extreme, but honestly, look at the microwave.

*Dangerous if you put your face too close
*Plastic will melt/catch on fire
*if you heat something in styrofoam like in a to-go box, the chemicals from the styrofoam can be transferred into your food!
*Foil sparks when you put it in there (try it its crazy)
*if you put in an empty chip bag, its shrinks it (try that too its fun)
*if you heat up liquid in a container like a coffee cup, it can explode in your face
*it actually changes the state of the food you are eating. read about it here
*NAZIS invented the predecessor to the microwave, somethin called a radiomissor cooking oven or something. go google it if you care haha
*they work by using radiation. What hell. Radiation.
*put a hard boiled egg in there, it explodes. WTF?!?! *thanks suddenly she*

And here is the biggest reason of all, well..why they creeped me out in the first place:

Go look at any frozen food product that can either be microwaved or baked in the oven. We'll say Hot Pockets, just because I know from perosnal experience. What kind of evil appliance can cook something in 2 minutes what an oven cooks in 30? thats just messed up. Period. Also, look at tv dinners. Chicken, potatoes and veggies. It takes at least 45 minutes to cook chicken, not including the preparation time. It takes a few minutes to cook frozen veggies on the stove, and it takes about 20 minutes to make mashed potatoes. This is to cook them, from scratch from a box whatever. But in a tv dinner, it takes 2 minutes. TWO MINUTES!!! What the hell kind of chemicals and crazy sh*t is in there that it can cook all that in 2 minute.s Even if you get food from a resturaunt and heat it up in the oven, it takes more than two minutes. Okay maybe I'm just paranoid, but I swear there is something seriously wrong with microwaves. They just arent normal. Am I crazy? I mean, I won't stop using one because its conveinient, but still, its a bit creepy. I'm such a dork. What do y'all think?