sex for my birthday, weeeeee |
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 Apr 26 2005, 12:00 PM
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It's almost my birthday (ill be 17 by the end of may, weeeeeeee), lol, anyways, my parents are getting divorced and my mom's moving to England, and she might not be around for my sweet 17
 , anyways, this morning she woke me up early just to talk to me.Mom: ... so your birthday present from me is going to be sex me: say what? mom: i'm giving you the permission to have sex me: awww thanks mom!! *hugs* Now, my mom doesn't know that i'm not a virgin...if she finds out, she'll probably kill me, so it's a good thing knowing she's going to approve of me having sex! weeeeeeeee....BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER! i swear!...i'm soo happy!! So what's your best birthday present? I'M SOO HAPPY (sorry, i'm a little wierd  )
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Weird addiction sex for my birthday Apr 26 2005, 12:00 PM
anqie haha. that's priceless. Apr 29 2005, 12:16 AM HoodieObsessed QUOTE(iheartsurf @ Apr 26 2005, 5:40 PM)lol, ... Apr 29 2005, 12:17 AM
Weird addiction QUOTE(HoodieObsessed @ Apr 29 2005, 7:17 AM)h... Apr 30 2005, 03:40 AM Miss[x]Tiff QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 30 2005, 3:40 AM)Are y... May 1 2005, 01:32 PM Weird addiction QUOTE(Miss[x]Tiff @ May 1 2005, 8:32... May 1 2005, 01:44 PM Rachel is love QUOTE(Miss[x]Tiff @ May 1 2005, 11:3... May 1 2005, 01:57 PM LiLaZnGirL122 wow my mom would NEVER say dat.. uhh hav fun Apr 29 2005, 12:25 AM iNyCxShoRT The best birthday present for me would be a trip t... Apr 29 2005, 01:35 PM wayne QUOTESo what's your best birthday present?
m... Apr 29 2005, 03:33 PM ROARxD woww.
what a great present. Apr 29 2005, 08:01 PM thaichic192 Heh, my parents would castrate the man who stole m... Apr 29 2005, 08:12 PM xenosaga your lucky haha! but im still a virgin Apr 29 2005, 08:15 PM tmauze haha thats funny. it made me laugh, nothing like a... Apr 29 2005, 11:04 PM honorguard The first time she said it, it all came out wrong.... Apr 30 2005, 06:18 AM racoons > you QUOTE..people need to stop sterotyping christians ... Apr 30 2005, 10:20 AM ermfermoo QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 30 2005, 10:20 ... Apr 30 2005, 10:33 AM XaZnX07 LMAO haha funny gosh you funnY!!!
.:T... Apr 30 2005, 10:40 AM Yemmerz I bet you $1M my parents will never say that. Apr 30 2005, 10:43 AM lil boi danggggg....
[jerry] Apr 30 2005, 10:59 AM rOckThISshYt lol. Interesting.
I'm sorry about your mom ... Apr 30 2005, 11:10 AM moo. oh my how very unusual >.< Apr 30 2005, 09:22 PM danishcookiez hahaha, thats awesome! you have sweet parents
... Apr 30 2005, 09:57 PM angel-roh LOL that's the funniest present ever. I hope s... Apr 30 2005, 10:33 PM Weird addiction QUOTE(angel-roh @ May 1 2005, 5:33 AM)th... May 1 2005, 07:44 AM dELiRiOUS8o8 wow! your mom sound so awesome. my mom doesnt ... May 1 2005, 02:18 AM Angel_Cece you lucky duck May 1 2005, 01:42 PM sm0kinm0nky lol thats cool. May 1 2005, 01:45 PM Szeh I haven't had a favorite yet. But yours sounds... May 1 2005, 02:00 PM llpurpleskyll wow..O_O...your mom is cool May 1 2005, 02:01 PM YukixTohruxKyo What an interesting gift.....well, whatever floats... May 16 2005, 01:08 AM jr0h lol wow you're very open about your very perso... May 16 2005, 03:57 AM  |
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