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haha. that's priceless.
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Apr 29 2005, 12:17 AM
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QUOTE(iheartsurf @ Apr 26 2005, 5:40 PM) lol, i thought your mom meant sex with her =X whoops, my apologies. that would be... terribly gross o.O have fun and be safe??!! no, really, lol  hahhaha, tha'ts what I tohugt at frist too, IW as kinda freaked out. anyway, that sounds like an aweful gift for a mother to give, I mean obviusly you have to have sex to reproduce but ti's not good to be sleeping otu with everyone anyway. I'm tno saying that a mother should totally freak fi you said that you lost your virginity, I'm jsut saying she should NOT incurage it. Sex is dangerous, you could get pregnant or STD's, it's not something that oyu shoudl just go around doing. IF you ahve a serius bf for years that you love than sure, you should give it a thought, but I think tha'ts still an aweful gift for a mtoher to give. and I mean, besides that, I would be so embarrissed if my mom said that too me, I'd probably jsut sit there staring at her like "wtf?". errrr. but I mean if it makes you htat happy, than good for you 
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Apr 29 2005, 12:25 AM
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wow my mom would NEVER say dat.. uhh hav fun
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Apr 29 2005, 01:35 PM
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The best birthday present for me would be a trip to hawaii and maybe another dog too xD
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Apr 29 2005, 03:33 PM
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QUOTE So what's your best birthday present? my best birthday present was sex... haha  best birthday ever... im tryna tell ya. haha
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Apr 29 2005, 08:01 PM
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woww.
what a great present. |
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Apr 29 2005, 08:12 PM
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Heh, my parents would castrate the man who stole my virginity, but congrats, have fun.
Ah, can't quite remember...I get gifts whenever it isn't my b-day. But, the best gift ever would be a hand drawn card my awesome and bestest cousin ever, Mullica made me. I absolutely adore it, it's the best! *makes her cards pretend to fly* |
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Apr 29 2005, 08:15 PM
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your lucky haha! but im still a virgin
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Apr 29 2005, 11:04 PM
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haha thats funny. it made me laugh, nothing like against your mom or anything. but haha. my mom would never say that to me, you're lucky. but i'm still a virgin anyways so whatever.
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Apr 30 2005, 03:40 AM
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QUOTE(HoodieObsessed @ Apr 29 2005, 7:17 AM) hahhaha, tha'ts what I tohugt at frist too, IW as kinda freaked out. anyway, that sounds like an aweful gift for a mother to give, I mean obviusly you have to have sex to reproduce but ti's not good to be sleeping otu with everyone anyway. I'm tno saying that a mother should totally freak fi you said that you lost your virginity, I'm jsut saying she should NOT incurage it. Sex is dangerous, you could get pregnant or STD's, it's not something that oyu shoudl just go around doing. IF you ahve a serius bf for years that you love than sure, you should give it a thought, but I think tha'ts still an aweful gift for a mtoher to give. and I mean, besides that, I would be so embarrissed if my mom said that too me, I'd probably jsut sit there staring at her like "wtf?". errrr. but I mean if it makes you htat happy, than good for you Are you ok? sex is dangerous, i f**king know, that doesn't mean i can't have sex, who the hell said i was sleeping around. JESUS people, my mom trusts me, i won't f**k any guy i see, damn it!... QUOTE Its not that she gave you a gift, the type of gift. Its like saying your mom is okay with you possibly getting some STD or getting pregnate. I am NOT going to have STD...that's an indirect way of calling me a slut, if you don't know. Ignorant virgins 
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Apr 30 2005, 06:18 AM
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The first time she said it, it all came out wrong.
But anyway, the coolest thing I've ever gotten was my go ped. |
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Apr 30 2005, 09:52 AM
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QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Apr 28 2005, 9:58 AM) Are you a monk? Also, Ariel, please no one word replies. By the way. You have the same name as me. That deeply disturbs me. I do not know why. are you a self-reliant Bitch!? saying im MONK ..however te fcuk u spell it... lol .....anyway no im Christian f**k ass and how about you go stick a pole up your fat ass |
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Apr 30 2005, 09:54 AM
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QUOTE(eli5e @ Apr 30 2005, 4:52 PM) are you a self-reliant Bitch!? saying im MONK ..however te fcuk u spell it... lol .....anyway no im Christian f**k ass and how about you go stick a pole up your fat ass you are definately a christian...i never knew christians are allowed to insult people like that... 
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Apr 30 2005, 10:06 AM
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QUOTE(eli5e @ Apr 30 2005, 9:52 AM) are you a self-reliant Bitch!? saying im MONK ..however te fcuk u spell it... lol .....anyway no im Christian f**k ass and how about you go stick a pole up your fat ass Erm, I'm confused. You're trying to diss me, right? Because self-reliant isn't a diss. Its saying I don't have to rely on others to do things for me, I can do it myself. I guess you're right, and thank you.  And okay, you're Christian. I'll just rephrase what I said, because it has the same meaning anyway. Are you a priest? Its okay, Sandra, s/he wasn't insulting me. Well, I'm not really sure. Most of what s/he said aren't real words. I love arguing with idiots, it makes me feel so superior. |
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Apr 30 2005, 10:15 AM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 30 2005, 9:54 AM) you are definately a christian...i never knew christians are allowed to insult people like that... do you know what?! ..people need to stop sterotyping christians that wayy ...its so annoying ..there is NO such thing as a "perfect christian" ...and my friends who are PK's are probably the WORST kids ever lol holllyyyyyyyyy... but yea.. people who say those type things are probably ignorant themselves anyway i never knew christians are allowed to insult people like tha ... |
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Apr 30 2005, 10:20 AM
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QUOTE ..people need to stop sterotyping christians that wayy christians need to stop sliding themselves so neatly into the stereotypes, then QUOTE I love arguing with idiots, it makes me feel so superior. indeed. its like a warm up before an actual conversation |
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Apr 30 2005, 10:21 AM
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QUOTE(eli5e @ Apr 30 2005, 5:15 PM) do you know what?! ..people need to stop sterotyping christians that wayy ...its so annoying ..there is NO such thing as a "perfect christian" ...and my friends who are PK's are probably the WORST kids ever lol holllyyyyyyyyy... but yea.. people who say those type things are probably ignorant themselves anyway i never knew christians are allowed to insult people like tha ... If you are a christian, then you MUST be a christian to the chore...not half christian, because there's NO SUCH THING! You are just an ignorant kid. Christians aren't supposed to say "f**k ass and how about you go stick a pole up your fat ass" and then say "im Christian". If you do, then you are stupid. |
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Apr 30 2005, 10:33 AM
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QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 30 2005, 10:20 AM) christians need to stop sliding themselves so neatly into the stereotypes, then Dude, that was perfect. I just have to say that. |
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Apr 30 2005, 10:40 AM
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LMAO haha funny gosh you funnY!!!
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Apr 30 2005, 10:43 AM
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I bet you $1M my parents will never say that.
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Apr 30 2005, 10:59 AM
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danggggg....
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Apr 30 2005, 11:10 AM
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lol. Interesting.
 I'm sorry about your mom moving away. I hate it when people's parents move far away because your first priority should be being with your kids not living in a different country or state because you got a divorce. I hate that.   Thank god my parents live pretty close.Good luck and I'm happy for you. 
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Apr 30 2005, 09:22 PM
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oh my how very unusual >.<
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Apr 30 2005, 09:57 PM
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hahaha, thats awesome! you have sweet parents
man, my dad still doesn't let me talk to boys! |
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Apr 30 2005, 10:33 PM
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LOL that's the funniest present ever. I hope she's not making you a slutty girl. She should say like "Have sex when you're married with someone you love" LOL... I mean not to be rude, I thought that was sooo weird of your mom saying that, "you can have sex with someone now"...
that's scary of your mom......... was she those girls who loves to have sex with lots of people when she was young..like same age as you? that sounds rude, but still...that's WEIRD |
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