Ever lied about the size of your penis?, be honest. |
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 Apr 25 2005, 11:34 PM
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 Be yourself. Unless you suck  Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,315  |
I was just wondering how many guys will actually admit to lying about it. I have before, and I think that a lot of other guys do. So prove me wrong, or just lie some more.
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Apr 25 2005, 11:51 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
I would love to hear more people yell
I have a short penis and I'm proud. Thereto: yes, I have lied. |
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Apr 25 2005, 11:52 PM
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 APPLE Group: Member Posts: 2,989 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,182 |
rofl yes,
People are so perverted..why would anyone want to know the size of your penis? unless they wanna "woohoo" with you or something..then they will see for themselves, jeez. {yeah, ive been playing sims2.} |
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Apr 26 2005, 01:34 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 226 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,662 |
ive never had to disclose the size of my penis before...haha
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Apr 26 2005, 01:35 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
QUOTE(xSonia @ Apr 25 2005, 11:52 PM) rofl yes, People are so perverted..why would anyone want to know the size of your penis? unless they wanna "woohoo" with you or something..then they will see for themselves, jeez. {yeah, ive been playing sims2.}  yay for sims 2!! woohoo with three people in public haha. I don't see why you would lie about it. Look at it this way, if you are to the point sexually that having a big penis actually matters, you are sooo stupid for lying cuz then wouldnt someone find out? yeah. simple logic on that one. |
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Apr 26 2005, 03:44 AM
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 come and get me! Group: Member Posts: 190 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,600 |
no? and im not telling it publicly! one of my friends knew it...
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Apr 26 2005, 05:00 AM
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RaWr! Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 90,404 |
QUOTE(iliang86 @ Apr 26 2005, 2:34 AM) ive never had to disclose the size of my penis before...haha lol same with me. Friends never came out of the blue and said "How big's yur penis?" 
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Apr 26 2005, 06:28 AM
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 College Dude Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,527 |
i havent.... cuz ive never told anyone about mine... LOL
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Apr 26 2005, 03:00 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
Didnt have tell them. Just showed them!
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Apr 26 2005, 03:03 PM
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 Hello my name is Yula, I'm a baller! Group: Member Posts: 329 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,918 |
I like to go "OMG i have a 14 inch penis, I have to wrap it around my legs.
 So yes, sometimes I lie. Normally not. |
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Apr 26 2005, 03:19 PM
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 Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
QUOTE(someflipguy @ Apr 26 2005, 4:00 PM) Didnt have tell them. Just showed them! lol. I've told people I have a penis.  But they knew I was joking because I'm a GIRL! 
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Apr 26 2005, 04:37 PM
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 The Hooded Warrior Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,833 |
My penis is 2inches...
Erect 
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Apr 26 2005, 04:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,732 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,327 |
...I've never measured nor been asked the size of my penis...
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Apr 26 2005, 04:53 PM
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 can't believe I let people call me Lynne on here 5 yrs ago o Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,591 |
i kno people who have
i mean..i dunno any guy who would admit that he has a short penis so me and my friend make fun of them and go "I HAV A 13 in. D*ck!!" lol i dunno, some random stuff me and my friends yell out at lunch |
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Apr 27 2005, 05:07 AM
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 hardbodyactiv...always so hard Group: Member Posts: 119 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,804 |
wot wud b the reason 2 lie about it...if ur lyin 2 other guys just 2 appear 2 b more 'powerful', coz its generally accepted that if ur genetic pool dictated u got a schlong the size of a whole salami then u gotta b more of a man (lololol)...then ur just sooo gay...which is ok if u really r gay...but if ur not...it just makes u a twat and a loser.
If u lie 2 a chic about the size of ur cokk..well its either coz u wanna nail her, a friend of hers, or u want it spread round how much of a "man" u r...this is gonna really backfire on u...coz @ sum time..party, club, camp, garden shed...u gonna b called out bi a chic whos heard wot ur packin and wanna get sum....& oh boi will u eva b shown up 4 a dickless wonder. U got wot u got and u really cant do sweet fekk all bout it...just use it often and sensibly and u soon gonna get a kewl rep, if thats wot ur lookin 4, 4 bein a bit of a stud, even if u r a short d**k man lol. I aint huge but boi hv i had more than my fair share just by bein honest and, well, pure practice makes perfect lololol. |
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Apr 27 2005, 05:18 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
^ please do not casually use the word "gay" as a word for "stupid." it is discriminating, and could you please spell/type/use correct grammar?
and why would people want to know the size of your penis? |
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Apr 27 2005, 06:14 AM
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hardbodyactiv...always so hard Group: Member Posts: 119 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,804 |
QUOTE(x__forever @ Apr 27 2005, 11:18 AM) ^ please do not casually use the word "gay" as a word for "stupid." it is discriminating, and could you please spell/type/use correct grammar?  ...well little girlie...wow u got sum front soundin me out  u wanna hv a row bout my casual use of the adjective 'gay' do u...  Ur not 2 bright r u...my use of the adjective 'gay' suggests that this kinda behaviour as suggested within the context of my post is homosexual...r u suggesting by inference from ur reply '"gay" as a word for "stupid"'that you believe homosexuals, or homosexual behaviour is stupid???? ...since when did CB become a dull grey place inhabited bi boring PC inhibited losers like u dictating 2 me...u wanna bring it on then pm me rather than tryin 2 score points off me by tryin 2 look sooo superior in a thread...keep 2 the thread or dont bother posting...ne wayz this is a guys locker room and ur just a little teen probably virgin gurl who knows...wat? ?Sweet feck all bout this kinda subject. Also...if u can quote 2 me the relevant passage in the CB rules that say i shud use correct grammar and spelling then i will....otherwise keep ur snotty likkle nose out of adult business babe. |
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Apr 27 2005, 06:20 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
I don't I admit to being small, and no that is not a lie..
P.S. I'm not that small I'm average.. |
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Apr 27 2005, 08:48 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,984 |
i'm good.
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Apr 28 2005, 03:12 PM
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Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
QUOTE(neKronos! @ Apr 26 2005, 5:37 PM) My penis is 2inches... Erect If you're not just kidding, I feel kinda bad for you...  If I see some guy in a porn with a tiny d**k I start laughing or something. I mean... Yeah... I'm sorry. 
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Apr 28 2005, 03:35 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
QUOTE(hardbodyactiv @ Apr 27 2005, 5:07 AM) coz its generally accepted that if ur genetic pool dictated u got a schlong the size of a whole salami then u gotta b more of a man (lololol)...then ur just sooo gay...which is ok if u really r gay...but if ur not...it just makes u a twat and a loser. QUOTE Ur not 2 bright r u...my use of the adjective 'gay' suggests that this kinda behaviour as suggested within the context of my post is homosexual...r u suggesting by inference from ur reply '"gay" as a word for "stupid"'that you believe homosexuals, or homosexual behaviour is stupid???? What the f**k? In that, you definitely didn't use the term 'gay' in the proper context. And she never said anything about homosexuals being stupid. Don't try to act smart and teach us something new. Idiot. Also, learn how to spell. No one knows what the f**k you're trying to say. As for the penis issue, no one asked me, so I never talked about it. |
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Apr 28 2005, 03:52 PM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
QUOTE u wanna hv a row bout my casual use of the adjective 'gay' do u... oh my goodnes! you are JUST the moron i've been waiting for to brighten my day! QUOTE Ur not 2 bright r u...my use of the adjective 'gay' suggests that this kinda behaviour as suggested within the context of my post is homosexual...r u suggesting by inference from ur reply '"gay" as a word for "stupid"'that you believe homosexuals, or homosexual behaviour is stupid???? but, why would you suggest it was a 'gay' thing to do, and then say that the reason to lie about your penis would be to impress a girl? there is a serious flaw in either logic or understanding there QUOTE ...since when did CB become a dull grey place inhabited bi boring PC inhibited losers like u dictating 2 me...u wanna bring it on then pm me rather than tryin 2 score points off me by tryin 2 look sooo superior in a thread...keep 2 the thread or dont bother posting...ne wayz this is a guys locker room and ur just a little teen probably virgin gurl who knows...wat? ?Sweet feck all bout this kinda subject. you realixze that it takes two to hve an argument? you could have pmed her, as well, you know. three cheers for raging hypocrisy!! Oh em jee, lyk whn did cb bcuma pce whr sd lil cnts cold blabber on in ignrunse lyk ttl prats and thn blaym othrs fr prvokin thm? wow. it takes a lot more effort to type like an idiot than like a real person. why not give that some thought? QUOTE ....otherwise keep ur snotty likkle nose out of adult business babe. and how old are you? 15? wow. im impressed. i think it takes more of an adult attitude to confront a howling bigot and imbecile than it does to be that bigot or imbecile. but what do i know? i AM 15. and, if it wasnt already clear, i violently dislike you as far as the penis goes. no i have never lied. it really is two feet long. 
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Apr 28 2005, 03:59 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
James.... i love you :p. What more can I say? Your ignorance/lack of good sarcasm is really annoying. Please do not make those jesters again. I didn't get ticked easily because you said I was just joking after, even thought it must hurt plenty of homosexual/bisexual people to have even more jokes about their sexuality added on to their life.
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Apr 28 2005, 04:02 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
Haha, James, I skimmed through most of your reply because goddamn it, I just can't understand what you're saying. Hahahaha.
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Apr 28 2005, 04:11 PM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
^^
good! then i made my point! i was worried it wa too coherent |
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