What are some of your best excuses?, . |
 Apr 19 2005, 10:21 PM
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I searched and found nothing like this, well somethign similiar but it was for a certain subject.
So post some excuses you've used for.. anytyhing!! HW, work, parents etc. Heres one I used 2 weeks ago on my co-worker Heres a little story for it to make some sense- Everyday at work, I get to the office like 2 hours before my co-worker or my supervisor dude. So what I do is take a nap for about an hour n' a half. Yeah, another bit... the Insurance Agent I work for keeps a box of chocolates on his desk  ...Ok, back to the subject I was sleeping as usual waiting for everyone... then suddenly my Co-worker came in and was like "What the hell are you doing sleeping on the job?!?!" (Just like Will Smith I seem to have that ability to seem serious even though im joking around) "You see what happened was. Some guy came in, and tried to steal the chocolate... he knocked me out... then I guess he put my jacket over me to make it look like I was sleeping... yeah thats what happened" *Blank stare towards me* "Shut up and get back to work"  darn him, nothing seems to be able to get passed himHeres another one I tried using on my AP Bio teacher... I forgot my science folder at home so... Ms. B: Rik' wheres your HW? "Im sorry Ms. B, I accidentally wrote it in dissappearing ink, it wont come back until tommorow... so can I turn it in then?" Ms. B: *Completely ignores what I said and moves on* --5 MINUTES LATER-- *Quickly copies friends HW* "Hey Ms. B! The ink came back quicker then I had expected... can I still turn it in and get full credit?" Ms. B: Sure w/e, just put it in the tray =D So what are some of your best excuses? |
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Funky Buddha What are some of your best excuses? Apr 19 2005, 10:21 PM
JC4P The Evil Monkey in my closet ate it
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I ... Apr 19 2005, 10:29 PM FoOd Never had work experiences....yet
But for scho... Apr 19 2005, 10:37 PM helllla jankyyyy My pet ate it is such a classic.
LOL. How about ... Apr 19 2005, 10:43 PM aznxdreamer i didnt feel good, fell asleep, etc. Apr 19 2005, 10:47 PM Funky Buddha you guys are boring... c'mon wheres the good s... Apr 19 2005, 10:49 PM Shattered_Hope "I was sick"---Normally excuses don... Apr 19 2005, 10:49 PM EXPLO5ION "I didn't do my hw caause I suddenly felt... Apr 19 2005, 10:50 PM kana-p "I was... abducted by an alien?" o.O; Apr 19 2005, 11:06 PM
kris_fox17 QUOTE(kana-p @ Apr 19 2005, 6:06 PM)... Apr 19 2005, 11:15 PM Solipsist ^ low blow.
" Did you do your homework? ... Apr 19 2005, 11:09 PM AngelTears QUOTE(Solipsist @ Apr 19 2005, 11:09 PM)^ low... Apr 20 2005, 06:03 PM WhiteLotus* "I left [ insert object here] at home"
P... Apr 19 2005, 11:19 PM xSiLLyMex "U never told us it was due today?" haha... Apr 19 2005, 11:58 PM kryzcoak47luv666 ^^^
yeah that always works for us
I usually do for... Apr 20 2005, 12:04 AM liloandstitchx3 i did my homework but i left it at home. Apr 20 2005, 12:13 AM jnukes once i was late to basketball practice with two of... Apr 20 2005, 12:21 AM xenosaga just some corny ones..when i leave for another pla... Apr 20 2005, 01:04 AM electric shock COOOOOL, YOU HAVE A JOBBB.
*nod*
for homework.. ... Apr 20 2005, 01:17 AM M1SSxCHR1SSY I usually speak to my teachers privately after cla... Apr 20 2005, 01:25 AM xenosaga ^ that's a cool excuse i like the last one..i ... Apr 20 2005, 01:35 AM Funky Buddha Hahaha.. for some reason Jose's made me laugh.... Apr 20 2005, 01:37 PM Juicy <3 "I had really really bad period cramps....... Apr 20 2005, 01:54 PM tungtwista whenever i want to sleep in class, i do sleep. and... Apr 20 2005, 01:56 PM miss barnes i'll say my hw is in my locker if i know its a... Apr 20 2005, 02:59 PM Shortiiex we had homework?
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someone stole it
---- Apr 20 2005, 03:07 PM jooleeah I just say " I'm sorry" and try to l... Apr 20 2005, 03:47 PM iheartsimba ohhh I'm good at excuses.
Can't recall an... Apr 20 2005, 04:03 PM mzkandi "he/she made me do it!" *points to r... Apr 20 2005, 04:05 PM x3__iGiVEup Most of the time, I do my homework during homeroom... Apr 20 2005, 04:53 PM avalon* I'm not really proud of it, but we were suppos... Apr 20 2005, 05:25 PM IamRad " i had the urge to read it, u read too slow ... Apr 20 2005, 05:58 PM glit_gal if it's hw that i forgot to do for english or ... Apr 20 2005, 07:32 PM DanielleMaria05 OMG! Like my parents never let me go anywhere,... Apr 20 2005, 07:38 PM sunissed14127 I ususally just tell my teachers I was sick last n... Apr 20 2005, 08:21 PM blah122986 uh......i spun muh car out street racin...i told m... Apr 22 2005, 12:18 PM lolita kitty for homework? if im truly lying, i say i left it a... Apr 22 2005, 01:07 PM mouse_3k "I forgot"
"I lost my homwork folde... Apr 22 2005, 01:47 PM dreamerOi homework? mmm i just say i had a rough day/weekend... Apr 22 2005, 01:54 PM  |
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