Haiku Wars (formerly lala), v.2 |
Haiku Wars (formerly lala), v.2 |
Apr 21 2005, 02:38 PM
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HAIKU WARS
Rules: Haikus follow the pattern of 5 - 7 - 5. This means 5 syllables are used in the first line, 7 syllables in the second line, and 5 again in the third. This is pretty simple, each person just makes up a haiku and posts it. It can be about anything you wish, not just about nature. For example: This all began when I wrote a poem about Elba and her boobs. See? Simple. Now begin, my mutant ninja frogs. |
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ermfermoo Haiku Wars (formerly lala) Apr 21 2005, 02:38 PM
shattered soul Dreamed of you so long
Now I'm stuck, can... Oct 8 2005, 01:27 AM
salcha I really hate it
when people are ignorant
of your ... Oct 10 2005, 01:39 AM
niez_cho This is my first time to try this
I think it's... Oct 15 2005, 01:49 AM
Azarel Dirty Haiku. Revisited.
I long for Justin,
Even i... Oct 17 2005, 11:12 PM
M1SSxCHR1SSY I do not like you
You are a stupid person
Get away... Oct 18 2005, 12:43 AM
Tainted Euphoria If it's sink or swim,
I think I will keep drif... Oct 18 2005, 10:54 AM
ThunderEvermore I'm new to this war
But if it's battle you... Oct 22 2005, 10:15 PM
not_your_average Hopefully I will,
Starting posting like a mofo,
Pe... Oct 23 2005, 08:13 PM
M1SSxCHR1SSY Am I over you?
Or am I just pretending?
...I have ... Oct 27 2005, 10:22 PM
yummy_delight I believe in You
Lord Jesus Christ, my Savior.
Tha... Oct 28 2005, 10:44 PM
not_your_average I want to make out,
Passionately in the hall,
Damn... Oct 30 2005, 08:52 PM
chaneun You're a ho, sit down.
You told me "Bitch... Nov 20 2005, 05:24 PM
anqie QUOTE(chaneun @ Nov 20 2005, 2:24 PM)You... Nov 22 2005, 04:11 PM
niez_cho I will treasure you
every moment that I can
and lo... Nov 22 2005, 07:24 AM
lolita kitty hey look, a flower!
randomness is my first nam... Nov 22 2005, 05:09 PM
ermfermoo I am playing my
Guitar. I positively
Must be rewar... Nov 23 2005, 09:40 PM
chaneun Angela has germs.
She gave my John STDs.
She slaps... Nov 23 2005, 09:50 PM
anqie I do not have germs.
I contracted STDs.
From John ... Nov 23 2005, 09:52 PM
ermfermoo Christine is a man.
She has a big penis and
Many a... Nov 23 2005, 09:53 PM
chaneun Ariel has boobs.
He likes to wear double D's.
... Nov 23 2005, 09:55 PM
anqie You are a heffa.
I hate math with a passion.
I hat... Nov 23 2005, 09:57 PM
ermfermoo Christine and I are
like spouses on the show ... Nov 23 2005, 09:59 PM
chaneun You love mathmatics
You banged it hundreds of time... Nov 23 2005, 09:59 PM
chaneun Ariel drinks water
He is going through labor.
is i... Nov 23 2005, 10:01 PM
anqie nevermind i made a mistake
John's mine foreve... Nov 23 2005, 10:02 PM
ermfermoo Yes, Christine, it is.
I am giving birth to your
N... Nov 23 2005, 10:03 PM
anqie I got chinese food.
chicken chowmein and fried ric... Nov 23 2005, 10:06 PM
chaneun angela, stop it
You overheff john too much
You mot... Nov 23 2005, 10:22 PM
vash1530 wow this is real dunb
if you hell made this dumb t... Nov 27 2005, 06:24 AM
ermfermoo QUOTE(vash1530 @ Nov 27 2005, 6:24 AM)wow thi... Dec 27 2005, 10:46 PM
annabel_x my name is Annie
i can play the violin
i so really... Dec 25 2005, 08:08 PM
Solipsist Ariel made a
Mistake with his last haiku.
It is ok... Dec 27 2005, 10:49 PM
fishcake-y Haiku they are not
Topic is human nature
Call them... Dec 27 2005, 10:59 PM
sharpandcuddly maybe my haiku
will one day dominate worlds
with i... Dec 29 2005, 07:46 PM
vash1530 i post way too much
CB is so much fun tho
i prolly... Jan 16 2006, 02:43 AM
razbus My brain has gone numb
and lungs black as fallen s... Feb 16 2006, 01:24 AM
islandgirl4eva These boys are stupid.
They piss me off to no end.... Feb 17 2006, 02:52 AM
mzkandi Why do birds appear?
Suddenly when you are near
No... Feb 23 2006, 11:39 AM
Paradox of Life I'm an emo kid
Non-conforming as can be
You be... Feb 28 2006, 04:31 PM
Blow_Don't_SUCK QUOTE(Paradox of Life @ Feb 28 2006, 4:31... Mar 31 2006, 08:10 PM
sw33t_rouge i am comfused
what are you guy's talkin bout
i... Mar 4 2006, 12:05 AM
Blow_Don't_SUCK The chat is dead now
Maybe you can have fun too
No... Mar 31 2006, 06:22 PM
RiddleMeWonders Boys on Film
Sounded so good to me
I'll liste... Mar 31 2006, 07:53 PM
chaneun As I sleep I think.
It often wonders my mind.
Blog... Apr 1 2006, 08:34 PM
instantmusic To be continued.
That is how I live my life.
Every... Apr 2 2006, 08:22 AM
Madame C I'm tired of work.
Too many final papers.
Only... Apr 23 2006, 04:26 PM
islandgirl4eva It's almost the end
Two more weeks, and then f... Apr 24 2006, 10:54 PM
Tribal J_Rome I am fu cking bored
i'm gonna watch twenty fo... Apr 24 2006, 11:04 PM
Smoogrish I'm oh-so-tired.
I want to go to sleep now
But... Apr 28 2006, 04:52 PM
Blow_Don't_SUCK Grief overwhelms me
Life fades into grey mirrors
I... Apr 30 2006, 10:36 AM
nightmare4taki Snap ya fingers yo.
Lean with it, rock with it yo... May 9 2006, 08:24 PM
Blow_Don't_SUCK I wither away
As my tears await winter
When will s... May 13 2006, 04:04 PM
Smoogrish It will return when
The Createblog Family
Stops wi... May 21 2006, 12:22 PM
Blow_Don't_SUCK My friend I love you
But now I await summer
Why al... May 29 2006, 04:33 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura i f**king hate you
dont ever talk to me, bitch
jus... Jun 3 2006, 06:19 AM
Smoogrish Bear with me, dearies.
I wrote a ton yesterday.
Bo... Jun 3 2006, 09:47 PM
Blow_Don't_SUCK Will there be a day
When happiness can return
And ... Jun 17 2006, 11:22 PM
agirlnamed_aly I've been gone for months
Now I am back for go... Jul 7 2006, 05:39 AM
Freaky Krazer so close yet so far
This spring brings flowers I l... Jul 13 2006, 10:20 PM
Summer Rain Gracious in all ways
And her benevolent smile
My h... Oct 19 2006, 03:57 PM
thanhmai Grocery shopping
Standing on the cart while he
Pus... Nov 14 2006, 01:11 AM
__xxfrappachino<3 how i hate haikus
why should we have to write them... Nov 27 2006, 11:24 PM
ANGEEZY. i met this boy bob
we made good conversation
but t... Nov 28 2006, 12:46 AM
guessewho I love you so much
You mean the world to me
You ar... Dec 9 2006, 04:49 PM
thanhmai We looked at the sky
It is so blue, you said.
But ... Dec 13 2006, 04:59 AM
icy_wonderland It is Christmas soon,
Time to go Christmas shoppin... Dec 13 2006, 05:19 AM
slipper i have a headache
i think i will go to bed
goodnig... Dec 23 2006, 05:06 AM
PanicxPanda I'm new here and
I have not posted anything
So... Dec 23 2006, 05:20 AM
Sakura. christmas time is here
jingling bells and white sn... Dec 23 2006, 08:38 AM
kayceeisms Papers all around
Homework is piling up fast
Penci... Feb 4 2007, 02:21 PM
stephinika This class I am in
Is really, really boring.
I do ... Feb 7 2007, 05:18 PM
Kathleen I am sorry, Steph!
I hope you don't fall a... Feb 15 2007, 09:10 PM
I Shot JFK I miss the haikus
Of members who are long past...
... Feb 19 2007, 05:04 PM
tic tac. ^ Aww.
I am really bored.
I think I will take a ... Feb 19 2007, 05:45 PM
kayceeisms Oh, look, there's homework.
Shall I dive strai... Feb 21 2007, 01:36 PM
Kathleen Aw, this is quite sad.
The forum was active.
Now i... Feb 22 2007, 07:45 PM
tic tac. Don't worry, Kathleen.
It will be alive again.... Feb 26 2007, 08:09 PM
Kathleen Aww, thank you, Tina!
Why can't April come... Feb 26 2007, 11:56 PM
Duchess of Dork Kathleen is so sad
Her love she misses so bad
I mu... Feb 27 2007, 09:50 AM
The Abominable C-Pillar She does not like work
The kids these days drive h... Feb 27 2007, 10:11 AM
tic tac. Oh, look, C-Pillar
I didn't know what that mea... Mar 4 2007, 03:15 PM
kayceeisms Tina saw my siggy
and never told me that the word
... Mar 4 2007, 07:32 PM
tic tac. Tina is sorry.
She forgot to mention it.
Now she i... Mar 4 2007, 07:34 PM
kayceeisms Kaycee finds it sad.
She has to use her fingers
to... Mar 4 2007, 07:35 PM
tic tac. Tina's agreeing.
She's using her fingers n... Mar 4 2007, 07:36 PM
Duchess of Dork I ate McDonalds
Big and Tasty and french fries
Som... Mar 8 2007, 01:30 PM
Kathleen Aw! Poor Rebecca
I am quite sorry, my dear... Mar 9 2007, 11:17 PM
kayceeisms Kathleen, that looks good.
Now I want some ranch d... Mar 10 2007, 04:34 PM
Duchess of Dork Ranch is fine with me
But blue cheese will make me... Mar 12 2007, 08:11 AM
mona lisa What a dork you are
But that's to be expected.... Mar 12 2007, 08:15 AM
Kathleen No, that was correct!
Ranch dressing it is, th... Mar 12 2007, 12:41 PM
tic tac. I am sneezing now.
It is actually warm though.
OH ... Mar 13 2007, 09:07 PM
kayceeisms I wonder how long
the warmest weather will last
in... Mar 13 2007, 09:08 PM
mona lisa Oh my gah, this sucks.
Who ever invented tests?
Di... Mar 13 2007, 09:15 PM
kayceeisms Sil-il-ee Mona!
The word has two syllables.
An... Mar 13 2007, 09:47 PM
tic tac. I don't like Science
Hmm, what about you, Kayc... Mar 14 2007, 09:45 PM
ermfermoo I can't believe this
Thread is still going bec... Mar 17 2007, 09:05 AM
tic tac. Hi, I'm bored again.
My mind's off in Neve... Mar 17 2007, 09:59 PM
Duchess of Dork I want to go home
I'm extremely sleep deprived... Mar 23 2007, 07:44 AM
kayceeisms I'm so tired.
But who am I to complain?
Love, ... Mar 26 2007, 12:15 AM![]() ![]() |