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| *iNyCxShoRT* |
 Aug 7 2005, 07:04 PM
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A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of b****** who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of b***** that are getting on, get your a$$es in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.
Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today". "For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay, please see the b**** in the kitchen." |
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Aug 7 2005, 09:08 PM
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 Yates  Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,150 |
LOL. that's pretty funny.
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Aug 7 2005, 09:56 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
omg. What a mean son.
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Aug 8 2005, 04:28 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
^agreed, so rude and bad. if i ever had that kind of son ...
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| *iNyCxShoRT* |
Aug 8 2005, 06:30 PM
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If i had a son that I'll put him in time out for the whole day
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Aug 8 2005, 10:31 PM
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lolz the moms prolly like wtf.
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Aug 11 2005, 03:53 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
i'd kick that kid out of the house
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Aug 12 2005, 02:01 PM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
id kungfu that rude kid
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Aug 13 2005, 09:19 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahahaha thats funny even though thats one rude son.
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Aug 14 2005, 11:11 AM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol! hahahahaha
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