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 Jun 6 2005, 01:16 PM
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I noticed your gangster, Im pretty gangster myself  Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,683  |
okay
britney spears was coming to town and jamie wanted tickets...she called all her friends about it. All of her friend except jamie have tickets...so jamie asked her dad if she could have money for the concert... her dad says "if you give me a bj ill buy your concert ticket"...jamie refuse to do it...she cried and call her friends about the situation...all of her friend agree and told her just do it...so jamie walks back and give her dad a bj... later she ask whats that taste???...her dad replied " oh your brother needed the car keys..." yea kinda gross huh??? yea..... 
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Jun 6 2005, 08:23 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
Eww.... horny bastard.
FYI - Your siggy is slowing the page down. |
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Jun 6 2005, 08:27 PM
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why go to a concert when you can listen to a cd? o_o
and gosh, her friends are a bad influence :O |
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Jun 6 2005, 09:49 PM
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I'm dumb. I don't even know what the nasty part meant so i dunno...
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Jun 6 2005, 10:40 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(XLilAznGrl592X @ Jun 6 2005, 8:49 PM) I'm dumb. I don't even know what the nasty part meant so i dunno...  Me niether. Besides the girl giving her dad a bj. I don't get the joke. 
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Jun 7 2005, 02:46 AM
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QUOTE(XLilAznGrl592X @ Jun 6 2005, 9:49 PM) I'm dumb. I don't even know what the nasty part meant so i dunno... the taste left frm her brutha giving him head... its a siko joke bt its nt that bad |
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Jun 7 2005, 04:10 PM
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i got the joke
but yea um that wasn't really funny just kinda sick |
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Jun 7 2005, 04:16 PM
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OH!
Wow I ddint really get that. I still dont think I do. Erm.. |
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Jun 7 2005, 06:04 PM
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that was a joke?? I dont see what was supposed to be funny about it :S
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Jun 8 2005, 03:01 PM
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QUOTE and gosh, her friends are a bad influence :O Yeah, because I'm sure they would all tell her to actually go and give her father a blowjob. Let's get some good jokes on these forums, eh? |
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Jun 8 2005, 03:02 PM
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i dont think that is funny
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Jun 8 2005, 03:33 PM
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The brother's breath must have been funky or something.
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Jun 8 2005, 08:53 PM
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o_o i wouldnt want to have friends like that
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Jun 8 2005, 10:28 PM
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^. Indeed
It took me to read it 10 times to get the joke. 
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Jun 9 2005, 01:54 PM
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ew...child molestor
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