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 Apr 16 2005, 03:05 PM
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HAIKU WARS!!!
A Haiku About Elba's Boobs. Elba has two boobs I am the left one but I Share it with Sammie *bow* This post has been edited by ermfermoo: Apr 18 2005, 02:58 PM |
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ermfermoo Lala Apr 16 2005, 03:05 PM
Azarel Ma'am, 'tis indeed me.
I can't help it... Apr 18 2005, 03:47 PM ermfermoo Does it have to do
With what Italian guys--
Oh nev... Apr 18 2005, 03:50 PM Azarel Yes, Ariel, yes.
I'm so hungry right now, ugh,... Apr 18 2005, 03:52 PM racoons > you or he will eat you
an anna sandwich on the
bed wh... Apr 18 2005, 03:54 PM ermfermoo Touche, James. Apr 18 2005, 04:12 PM Azarel Ariel, you're bad.
Get out of my head, you fre... Apr 18 2005, 04:16 PM racoons > you erotic haikus
are all we have. we are lame
we need... Apr 18 2005, 04:19 PM ermfermoo Anna, my love, I'm
Sorry but I can't help ... Apr 18 2005, 04:20 PM Azarel Sigh, spring break is here.
I am utterly bored now... Apr 18 2005, 04:39 PM mzkandi you have spring break
this i do not have
lets trad... Apr 18 2005, 04:42 PM nightmare4taki Lustful and Horny
This is a Sexy Haiku
Sex in Haik... Apr 18 2005, 04:43 PM Azarel I enjoy boredom.
I just wish there was someone
who... Apr 18 2005, 04:50 PM nightmare4taki You dont know me
I dont know you as well foe
Frien... Apr 18 2005, 04:58 PM mzkandi awww anna i know
the feeling i get so
lonely and r... Apr 18 2005, 05:11 PM Azarel Kiera, do you know?
The pattern of a haiku,
it... Apr 18 2005, 05:37 PM mzkandi yes i know this
but i suck so bad
boo hoo boo hoo Apr 18 2005, 05:48 PM ethik dreamer Oh please figure out
What you people have done now... Apr 18 2005, 05:51 PM Azarel Hezron! You are here!
How wonderful it is,... Apr 18 2005, 05:52 PM ethik dreamer Well Anna, Anna
Please wait atleast seven months
... Apr 18 2005, 05:53 PM Azarel Seven? Much too long.
Will you be visiting too?
Al... Apr 18 2005, 05:55 PM ethik dreamer I hope I can go
There might be some short Delay
At... Apr 18 2005, 05:57 PM nightmare4taki I like cartoons folks
Cartoons are fun to watch fo... Apr 18 2005, 05:58 PM Azarel Justin told me to.
Sex-deprived haiku is here.
Pos... Apr 18 2005, 06:16 PM agirlnamed_aly Pauline:
Hosing's face looks like
A little as... Apr 18 2005, 06:18 PM
Azarel QUOTE(agirlnamed_aly @ Apr 18 2005, 4:18 PM)P... Apr 18 2005, 06:22 PM ethik dreamer As I watch the Sun
A flailing abnormal Sun
It burn... Apr 18 2005, 06:19 PM ermfermoo Dammit man, I could sum that up in one haiku.
Hol... Apr 18 2005, 06:21 PM ethik dreamer Wait, that's not quite it,
Ariel you misread m... Apr 18 2005, 06:24 PM ermfermoo Aw, I'm sorry Hez
You know I didn't mean i... Apr 18 2005, 06:25 PM ethik dreamer I'm not that cool, friend
I only have a bath r... Apr 18 2005, 06:28 PM ermfermoo Perhaps you should put
On your clothes because I t... Apr 18 2005, 06:30 PM ethik dreamer bear with my naked
Body so lustfully mine
Don... Apr 18 2005, 06:30 PM Azarel Hezron, that's so hot.
Hm, someone should pers... Apr 18 2005, 06:30 PM ethik dreamer Hold the phone real quick
I will put something on ... Apr 18 2005, 06:31 PM ermfermoo Drop what? His towel?
I would prefer he didn't... Apr 18 2005, 06:31 PM tweeak james does not need sex
james does not get sex unt... Apr 18 2005, 06:44 PM nightmare4taki The sun shines all day
It glows so radiently
Sooth... Apr 18 2005, 09:09 PM tweeak i wrote more haikus
and posted them on xanga
this ... Apr 18 2005, 09:12 PM mzkandi boredom takes over me
continue on i shall until t... Apr 18 2005, 09:16 PM nightmare4taki Yes it really is
I count on my fingers
Writing the... Apr 18 2005, 09:15 PM nightmare4taki This is depressing
THats what I say to myself
Depr... Apr 18 2005, 09:21 PM tweeak i count on them too
it really is quite sad, no?
no... Apr 18 2005, 09:53 PM Azarel Finger counting? Yeah.
I do it too. How tragic.
An... Apr 18 2005, 10:00 PM mzkandi Tired too I am
trying to fight it off with
no luck... Apr 18 2005, 10:34 PM nightmare4taki Thought it was just me
I Guess everyone fingercoun... Apr 18 2005, 11:20 PM ethik dreamer I wonder more now,
that the sun finally sets.
A la... Apr 18 2005, 11:36 PM Azarel Pauline, I love you.
You're a funny girl, you ... Apr 18 2005, 11:39 PM agirlnamed_aly You people have me
Counting too much with my damn
... Apr 18 2005, 11:41 PM ethik dreamer Peaceful Intentions
Mock my cold and broken heart
... Apr 18 2005, 11:46 PM agirlnamed_aly Pauline cooks sausage
And now MY sausage is burnt
... Apr 19 2005, 12:01 AM Azarel Oh, everyday..
Just another day closer
to when he... Apr 19 2005, 01:17 AM sikdragon you are the weak if
this is japanese nature
backwa... Apr 19 2005, 03:38 AM mzkandi i need some food in
my belly i am starving
for som... Apr 19 2005, 11:27 AM racoons > you i hate my time zone
because i cant be here when
al... Apr 19 2005, 11:48 AM nightmare4taki A haiku battle
This is not rapping people
no haiku... Apr 19 2005, 12:40 PM RiddleMeWonders it's becoming pathetic
that my mother controls... Apr 19 2005, 12:40 PM nightmare4taki Controlling people
Parents do it all the time
Your... Apr 19 2005, 12:43 PM RiddleMeWonders They think it's a sign
of disrespect to them
... Apr 19 2005, 12:56 PM nightmare4taki Convince them wrong and
then maybe you can do the
... Apr 19 2005, 01:09 PM racoons > you ^
you last line, my friend
had only four sylables... Apr 19 2005, 02:26 PM nightmare4taki QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 19 2005, 1:26 P... Apr 19 2005, 04:50 PM mzkandi you better watch out
or james will get you when yo... Apr 19 2005, 02:30 PM racoons > you you know i will be
waiting for you to slip
and the... Apr 19 2005, 02:38 PM tweeak two entire points
my algebra grade went up
i am ec... Apr 19 2005, 03:17 PM racoons > you woot! nicki well done
you are right to be happ... Apr 19 2005, 03:19 PM tweeak thanks!
its still a damn C
but at least manag... Apr 19 2005, 03:26 PM tweeak oh, this is funny
watching people get pwned
now i ... Apr 19 2005, 04:53 PM nightmare4taki Why did james pwn me
I thought he was my homie
Now... Apr 19 2005, 04:54 PM tweeak thats not what i meant
but it really annoys me
whe... Apr 19 2005, 04:55 PM nightmare4taki I made a mistake
Sorry for that I apoligize
Everyo... Apr 19 2005, 04:58 PM Azarel He is amazing,
I couldn't want anything
but hi... Apr 19 2005, 05:06 PM ethik dreamer Today at math class
I was writing more Haikus
That... Apr 19 2005, 05:39 PM x____duckii My name is Jackie
and I am really stupid
So just e... Apr 19 2005, 05:52 PM nightmare4taki What is up with this
Addiction to these haikus.
No... Apr 19 2005, 05:55 PM ermfermoo Snap, 70 posts
Used on this haiku thread
By me. I ... Apr 19 2005, 06:43 PM nightmare4taki Im not proud of you
Because Im addicted man
I cant... Apr 19 2005, 06:49 PM x____duckii I'm just sitting here,
while poor Taki's a... Apr 19 2005, 06:59 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 Somebody make a
Separate thread for haikus
So peop... Apr 19 2005, 07:10 PM Azarel This thread is it, sir.
Why make redundant topics?... Apr 19 2005, 07:12 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 QUOTE(Azarel @ Apr 19 2005, 7:12 PM)This thre... Apr 19 2005, 09:43 PM tweeak QUOTE(ethik dreamer @ Apr 19 2005, 5:39 PM)To... Apr 19 2005, 07:21 PM mzkandi math really sucks it
makes me want to jump out a
... Apr 19 2005, 07:24 PM nightmare4taki Calculus is dope
It takes a long time to do
But it... Apr 19 2005, 07:26 PM nightmare4taki How did this happen? SRRY DOUBLE POST Apr 19 2005, 07:26 PM RiddleMeWonders had math TAKS today
what a stupid way to find out
... Apr 19 2005, 08:15 PM Teesa math is my worst class
i hate it with a passion
i ... Apr 19 2005, 08:16 PM ethik dreamer QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Apr 19 2005, 6:43 PM)Snap, ... Apr 19 2005, 08:19 PM x____duckii I really hate math
and my shitty math teacher
Math... Apr 19 2005, 08:26 PM nightmare4taki Basketball is great.
I can dunk with my two hands
... Apr 19 2005, 08:26 PM x____duckii I'm not good at sports
I suck ass at basketbal... Apr 19 2005, 08:29 PM tweeak i had the gateway
took that test from hell today
w... Apr 19 2005, 08:31 PM RiddleMeWonders my career in writing
ruined by my incurable
diseas... Apr 19 2005, 08:44 PM RiddleMeWonders double posting sucks
I hate it with passion
not ev... Apr 19 2005, 08:45 PM x____duckii I do not want to
go to school ever again
But I jus... Apr 19 2005, 08:51 PM Azarel You poor souls, I laugh
for I am on break. Jealous... Apr 19 2005, 09:27 PM RiddleMeWonders so maybe i am
i don't know why i complain
it a... Apr 19 2005, 09:40 PM M1SSxCHR1SSY Everything is
Really lame right now...I want
To be... Apr 19 2005, 09:48 PM EXPLO5ION I am listening
to idobi radio
its freaking awesome Apr 19 2005, 09:49 PM Azarel School, who needs it, hm?
Too bad, there's one... Apr 19 2005, 09:50 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 ^That's the simple truth
But i can still bitch... Apr 19 2005, 09:53 PM  |
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