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 Apr 16 2005, 03:05 PM
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HAIKU WARS!!!
A Haiku About Elba's Boobs. Elba has two boobs I am the left one but I Share it with Sammie *bow* This post has been edited by ermfermoo: Apr 18 2005, 02:58 PM |
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ermfermoo Lala Apr 16 2005, 03:05 PM
mzkandi Thanks for clearing that up ariel, i didnt bring a... Apr 17 2005, 03:47 PM AngelicEyz00 Sorry, guys, I devirginized him >.> Apr 17 2005, 03:48 PM
JlIaTMK QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Apr 17 2005, 4:48 PM)Sor... Apr 17 2005, 03:50 PM ermfermoo Haha. How do you know that? Apr 17 2005, 03:48 PM liquidbluac1d Haha Elba.. thats great <3 Apr 17 2005, 03:51 PM nightmare4taki Everything in CB is bigger
I guess everyone can be... Apr 17 2005, 03:53 PM AngelicEyz00 QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Apr 17 2005, 1:53 PM)E... Apr 17 2005, 03:56 PM ermfermoo Hi Kiera. Apr 17 2005, 03:53 PM mzkandi QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Apr 17 2005, 3:53 PM)Hi Kie... Apr 17 2005, 03:55 PM liloandstitchx3 QUOTE(mzkandi @ Apr 17 2005, 12:55 PM)WHOO HO... Apr 17 2005, 03:57 PM mzkandi QUOTE(liloandstitchx3 @ Apr 17 2005, 3:57 PM)... Apr 17 2005, 04:26 PM monde libre the grammar nazi
when confronted by poor speech
wi... Apr 17 2005, 03:55 PM mzkandi QUOTE(perplexism @ Apr 17 2005, 3:55 PM)the g... Apr 17 2005, 03:57 PM Azarel QUOTE(perplexism @ Apr 17 2005, 1:55 PM)the g... Apr 17 2005, 04:04 PM ermfermoo HAHA Mindy that was cool. Apr 17 2005, 03:56 PM JlIaTMK Beautiful poem Mindy :P.
Keep on coming with them... Apr 17 2005, 03:58 PM tweeak your haikus are lame
i could pwn you if i cared
bu... Apr 17 2005, 03:58 PM Teesa ^aw no you're not. Apr 17 2005, 03:59 PM nightmare4taki I cant rhyme
Or can I really
I think that crime
Is... Apr 17 2005, 03:59 PM monde libre joseph t. nelson
impatient for his results
curses ... Apr 17 2005, 03:59 PM YoGrandpaIsFine That was sexy. Apr 17 2005, 04:00 PM nightmare4taki CB is really tight
Michael Jackson said it doesn... Apr 17 2005, 04:02 PM tweeak i am too lazy
to read through the six pages
that i... Apr 17 2005, 04:02 PM nightmare4taki QUOTE(tweeak @ Apr 17 2005, 3:02 PM)i am too ... Apr 17 2005, 04:03 PM ermfermoo Please stop. These are haikus. No rapping please. ... Apr 17 2005, 04:03 PM AngelicEyz00 Well don't be too lazy to read my sonnet. http... Apr 17 2005, 04:04 PM ermfermoo Hahaha, well you seem to be good at sonnets. Apr 17 2005, 04:06 PM tweeak ok, i read it
was a rather nice haiku
had right sy... Apr 17 2005, 04:06 PM nightmare4taki I freestyle a lot
This girl at my school is hot
T... Apr 17 2005, 04:17 PM tweeak i broke my camera
am very mad about it
cannot see ... Apr 17 2005, 04:22 PM ermfermoo I don't like to freestyle
Girls at my school a... Apr 17 2005, 04:22 PM tweeak hey you ariel
you ignored my long haikus
hrmph i w... Apr 17 2005, 04:25 PM monde libre heartless mockery
well, can this really be called
... Apr 17 2005, 04:26 PM AngelicEyz00 Sadly, Ariel,
They cannot have you, because
You ar... Apr 17 2005, 04:26 PM nightmare4taki Listen to my haiku
It smells bad and like poo poo
... Apr 17 2005, 04:27 PM ermfermoo I know that Elba
And they will never get this
Beca... Apr 17 2005, 04:28 PM tweeak that sig thing is strange
it makes very little sen... Apr 17 2005, 04:28 PM JlIaTMK Mindy's is still thee best out of all :) Apr 17 2005, 04:29 PM monde libre i want to discuss
this novel, the fountainhead
tha... Apr 17 2005, 04:30 PM nightmare4taki I am a nigga
So are you my good friend
We are all ... Apr 17 2005, 04:30 PM tweeak ive heard of that book
but i have not read it yet
... Apr 17 2005, 04:34 PM nightmare4taki today is a day
tomorrow is like my today
all day ... Apr 17 2005, 04:38 PM tweeak i like band
band is grand
this is not a haiku Apr 17 2005, 04:40 PM ermfermoo Mindy I'll discuss
The novel with you but I... Apr 17 2005, 04:41 PM tweeak i want to go back
so much homework to make up
make... Apr 17 2005, 04:52 PM nightmare4taki Snoop smokes weed alot
I do not smoke weed at all
... Apr 17 2005, 05:17 PM tweeak you know youre a dork
when you write haikus bout b... Apr 17 2005, 08:41 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 You are all insane
Writing haikus to nothing
I gue... Apr 17 2005, 09:47 PM racoons > you oh my good god when
i leave it gets out of hand
yo... Apr 18 2005, 07:29 AM AngelicEyz00 I like lots of sex.
I really like it a lot.
Sex i... Apr 18 2005, 08:51 AM racoons > you sex in a haiku
or, haiku-inated porn
how risque, e... Apr 18 2005, 10:52 AM ermfermoo Sex? *looks up* Apr 18 2005, 02:23 PM AngelicEyz00 Damn right. ESS EEH EXX.
SEX. Apr 18 2005, 02:48 PM Azarel Ariel tells me
"Post your sex-deprived haiku.... Apr 18 2005, 02:56 PM ermfermoo Aw, cmon Anna.
Spread your horniness. Apr 18 2005, 02:57 PM AngelicEyz00 How awesome, am i
to be so damn sex-deprived.
Oh, ... Apr 18 2005, 02:59 PM Azarel ^ Rofl, Elba. Me too.
Why, Ariel, sir,
It's m... Apr 18 2005, 03:00 PM ermfermoo Anna, dear Anna
Your post will make everyone
Wet s... Apr 18 2005, 03:01 PM AngelicEyz00 Hey hey hey hey hey,
Now I am curious to
hear this... Apr 18 2005, 03:02 PM tweeak how dirty is it
with seven to five syll'bles
s... Apr 18 2005, 03:02 PM ermfermoo Elba dear, it is
A great haiku Anna wrote
That hor... Apr 18 2005, 03:04 PM Azarel Perhaps I shall share,
But only on AIM, dear frien... Apr 18 2005, 03:05 PM AngelicEyz00 Aw man. Goddamnit.
I'm at school and have to w... Apr 18 2005, 03:06 PM racoons > you Anna's such a cock tease
to hide the haiku fro... Apr 18 2005, 03:07 PM Azarel That's much too tragic,
I apologize, m'dea... Apr 18 2005, 03:09 PM ermfermoo I heard it so I
Mock you all but not Elba
Or no se... Apr 18 2005, 03:12 PM tweeak hrmph i dont have aim
but i fear anna dislikes
me ... Apr 18 2005, 03:13 PM Azarel ^ Don't worry, dear. I don't. MSN?
Rofl. I... Apr 18 2005, 03:14 PM racoons > you lol. too true... Apr 18 2005, 03:16 PM tweeak oh, that is good then
i was getting syllables
but ... Apr 18 2005, 03:16 PM Azarel James, you're too funny.
Ariel, we must get la... Apr 18 2005, 03:18 PM tweeak alright, i want to
someone PM it to me
i want to r... Apr 18 2005, 03:19 PM racoons > you sexless ones unite
bet we could get laid tonight
h... Apr 18 2005, 03:20 PM tweeak you realize that you
are talking to mostly girls
a... Apr 18 2005, 03:21 PM Azarel Well Nicki, my dear,
It has been sent. Enjoy it.
I... Apr 18 2005, 03:22 PM racoons > you just wait till justin,
anna he'll sove your pr... Apr 18 2005, 03:23 PM Azarel But I want it now!
Nymphomania remains.
I am e... Apr 18 2005, 03:24 PM tweeak i have read it now
and am slight ly amused, huh
i ... Apr 18 2005, 03:25 PM Azarel Truly amused, hon?
Are you aroused, excited?
This ... Apr 18 2005, 03:26 PM racoons > you we are destined to
spend the best years of our li... Apr 18 2005, 03:28 PM tweeak oh, i do not know
i am so damned tired, sigh
i can... Apr 18 2005, 03:28 PM ermfermoo Anna, you're horny now?
What do you call ever... Apr 18 2005, 03:29 PM Azarel Yes, I'm horny now.
Everything before it,
It w... Apr 18 2005, 03:31 PM ermfermoo Wow, you must be like
really horny because that
Wa... Apr 18 2005, 03:32 PM racoons > you oh god self service
jokes are always teh best for
... Apr 18 2005, 03:34 PM Azarel Oh, how sad we are.
Eight pages of horniness,
Awes... Apr 18 2005, 03:35 PM ermfermoo Sorry Anna its
Okay, you don't need to help
I ... Apr 18 2005, 03:35 PM racoons > you too much info dude
we dont need to hear about
you... Apr 18 2005, 03:36 PM Azarel That's so tragic. I
wanted to pick it badly,
Y... Apr 18 2005, 03:36 PM ermfermoo But James, it was one
Spectacular wedgie it
will r... Apr 18 2005, 03:37 PM AngelicEyz00 Well this is rather
interesting. Who knew of
a hor... Apr 18 2005, 03:39 PM Azarel I want to lose it
to Justin, this really sucks,
El... Apr 18 2005, 03:40 PM nightmare4taki How do you want it
Girls love sex just as much to
... Apr 18 2005, 03:39 PM ermfermoo Elba can only
Help you lose it but hey that
Might... Apr 18 2005, 03:43 PM Azarel I won't complain,
she's a beautiful woman,... Apr 18 2005, 03:44 PM tweeak anna are you one?
the horny virgin she meant?
i s... Apr 18 2005, 03:46 PM  |
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