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[agirlnamed_aly]

Okay, now that I have your attention, I would like to introduce myself.

The name is Alyson.
Age: Tu Madre

10 Random Things About Me:

1) I love beef jerky and strawberries. Together if possible, but never blended.
2) I *heart* music and books.
3) If Vincent Van Gogh were still alive, I'd marry him.
4) My best friend is a tranvestite cornhusk doll named Stacy -- and maybe Pauline.
5) I had an illicit affair with Pauline's blender. (According to her)
6) I have a big penis. No wait. I wish.
7) I hate people who type grammatically incorrect
8) I love writing poetry. Well actually I just love writing.
9) I'm obssessed with Harry Potter. Not the movies or the actors, THE BOOKS people, the books!
10) I can't believe you took the time to read this. Oh and Pauline is drawing a lion -- "It's not a lion! - Pauline -- err a hippo/horse/thingy on my mirror.

Besides that I have few pet peeves, but they do consist of:

- pEoPlE WhO TAlK LykE DiSS
- Hypocrits
- Homophobes
- Racists
- Chauvinists
- BOOK HATERS!
- People who are always depressed. For like no reason.
- People who use the word "gay" out of context.
- That "thing".

I'm not sure what else there is to say about myself. I just poured out all my deepest darkest secrets for the world to see, so feel special h0rz.

Don't get angry because I use netspeak. And uh, yeah. I am such a n00b.
Feel free to thwap me anytime you want.

Mucho love,

Aly