where would you most like to live? Options

[iskshortie_glare]

see i'd love to live abroad but am far too lazy to learn another language and far to pretentious to want to become yet another tourist expecting them to learn english so i have resigned myslef to a life of english living with occasional travelling with triligual friends. But in my fair english country i would have to go for Bath, London or cambridge. Reasons? well, they're places i've been. They're beautiful and they have park for my green moments. but most of all they're unique and the people in them are bold, interesting arty and generally look less like the slobs on the streets of my hometown. Now, to be fair i am generalising however, a high percentage of them are old and/ or overweight. They mooch around looking at the ground wearing ill fitting t-shirts with slogans like SEXY smeared across their chest in pink diamonte. Now these people just don't inspire me!