Why is sex like a game of bridge?, LOL |
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Why is sex like a game of bridge?, LOL |
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Apr 6 2005, 06:37 PM
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Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner. |
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Apr 6 2005, 07:45 PM
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![]() whaaaaaaat? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
hah. a little ew, but still, it's funny. ur jokes are getting better and less "gets-people-angry"ish. good good.
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Apr 6 2005, 07:58 PM
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![]() Take advantage of me. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 912 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,792 |
Ew. but okay.
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Apr 7 2005, 06:53 PM
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![]() Residential Crazy Child ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
So ew yet so lol
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Apr 7 2005, 06:55 PM
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Haha.Funny.
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Apr 7 2005, 07:49 PM
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haha...i wouldn't go by that but i still get it
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Apr 7 2005, 09:08 PM
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![]() Nobody Knows Your Heart. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 388 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,906 |
ew.
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Apr 8 2005, 04:09 PM
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yerp! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
You're 12. How would you know what sex is like?
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Apr 9 2005, 02:27 AM
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^he doesn't
he probably copy-pasted from a site ? isn't that how most jokes get here ? |
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Apr 9 2005, 02:39 AM
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you dont know how to play bridge do you?... well at least you have a healthy relationship with your hand
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Apr 10 2005, 11:56 AM
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baker o.O ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 446 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,190 |
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Apr 10 2005, 01:00 PM
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