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the screw, with music lol
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post Apr 9 2005, 11:46 AM
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the summer of 1957,

billy arrived at his dats house and the dad answeres

U MUST BE SALLY'S DATE. HAVE A SEAT SHE IS UPSTAIRS

so the boy sat down

SO WHAT R U TWO PLANNING TONIGHT?

~we'll probly go to the smoothie shop or somthing.~

OH THATS TOO BAD.

~why?~

SALLY HEAR LIKES TO SCREW

~what?~

OH YA SHE LOVES TO SCREW! SHE'LL SCREW ALL NIGHT IF WE LET HER.

suddenly the boys plans for tonight were seeming to get better and he started to get exited.

the next moment sally came down the stairs in her poodle skirt.

the boy took her hand and rushed her out the door as fast as he could.

about 20 minuts later sally came back in and slammed the door and said DAMMIT DADDY ITS CALLED THE TWIST!
 

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surfhottieoffcoast   the screw   Apr 9 2005, 11:46 AM
chaneun   uhm. ew.. this is kindof old though, yet still is ...   Apr 9 2005, 11:57 AM
xbr0kensmil3   lol heard it before but made me smile.   Apr 9 2005, 02:40 PM
x3__iGiVEup   that made me smile   Apr 9 2005, 06:33 PM
Rikkiismyname   yay for you you were able to make people smile but...   Apr 10 2005, 12:53 AM


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