men!, *rolls eyes* hehe this is funny Options

[korbana05]

I got this in an email... i thought it was funny, or atleast in a female's perspective >.< ooh and i edited a word... (sorry i dont like profanity)

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was
not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like
to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning
of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on
every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they
staggered
out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's . What a fabulous
adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened
and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb
butt!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get
it wrong.