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 Apr 9 2005, 02:39 AM
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A blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a handyman- type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" he replied. The blonde said "How about $50.00 ?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder were in the garage. The man's wife inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes, the blond answered and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats". Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.00 "and by the way the blond added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari".
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livetoswim Blonde Apr 9 2005, 02:39 AM
wind&fire thats been posted.. but i laughed when i read it t... Apr 9 2005, 02:40 AM
livetoswim QUOTE(wind&fire @ Apr 9 2005, 2:40 AM)tha... Apr 9 2005, 02:43 AM wind&fire you search for it Apr 9 2005, 02:45 AM livetoswim QUOTE(wind&fire @ Apr 9 2005, 2:45 AM)you... Apr 9 2005, 02:46 AM FoOd QUOTE(livetoswim @ Apr 9 2005, 12:46 AM)You c... Apr 9 2005, 11:18 AM sweetxsimplicity QUOTE(livetoswim @ Apr 8 2005, 11:46 PM)You c... Apr 22 2005, 12:07 AM wind&fire no you go to the search bar... i found it in 30 se... Apr 9 2005, 02:47 AM xbr0kensmil3 heard it before but still funny. Apr 9 2005, 10:12 AM surfhottieoffcoast haha i liked yalls convorsation...he really should... Apr 9 2005, 11:51 AM surfhottieoffcoast i mean serch for it Apr 9 2005, 11:52 AM hosing QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 9 2005, 11:52 ... Apr 9 2005, 01:01 PM lilphoenix btw: you would spell godamn as goddamn. and you sh... Apr 9 2005, 03:00 PM surfhottieoffcoast haha u all crack me up...
o ya and i dont get how... Apr 9 2005, 04:34 PM sumipark what does that have to do with broken finger? Apr 21 2005, 06:26 PM AngelicEyz00 QUOTE(livetoswim @ Apr 9 2005, 12:39 AM)A blo... Apr 21 2005, 06:28 PM  |
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