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 Mar 28 2005, 10:47 PM
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I dont know if anyone has heard this joke but.. here it is for the laughs..
There was a man with three sons and three ducks.. he gave each son a duck and told them to go sell it... and bring back what they got... SO OFF THEY GO.. TO SELL THEIR DUCKS.. The first one goes out and sells his for 5 dollars The second one goes out and sells his for 10 dollars The last one goes out and gets screwed for it.. after they finish "doing" it.. she says wow.. you are a pretty good DO-ER?.. how bout we do it again and you get your duck back.. SO DEAL!! and on the way home he accidently drops the duck in the road and a car runs over it.. the woman in the car gets out and says im sorry for runnin over your duck.. heres fifteen dollars.. when they get back.. their dad asks.. how much did you get? The first son replies i got 5 dollars The second son answers i got 10 dollars for mine ..and the last one says i got a fcuk for a duck, a duck for a fcuk, and fifteen dollars for a fcukd up duck..      
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ChaOzXx JOKE..; Mar 28 2005, 10:47 PM
Nicolatofu haha glad to see you found the correct forum. I go... Mar 28 2005, 11:00 PM BrandonSaunders That was hilarious. Mar 28 2005, 11:08 PM Babiexdreamerz Haha...that was funny. Mar 28 2005, 11:09 PM ItzOnlySydney it got me to giggle. Mar 28 2005, 11:11 PM lolita kitty hehe... thats cute ^^ Mar 29 2005, 05:44 AM dahding haha, that's kinda funny. Mar 29 2005, 07:13 AM racoons > you i chuckled. and im not usually one for 'story ... Mar 29 2005, 07:55 AM x3__iGiVEup haha i had to read the last line like 5 times Mar 29 2005, 09:26 PM --x who0ps lols, interesting joke (; Apr 1 2005, 08:49 PM
WrathOfOnigo Haha.
Very Nice. Apr 1 2005, 11:44 PM  |
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