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 Jun 15 2005, 11:21 AM
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There was this priest, who was in the middle of hearing peoples confessions..... there was a break in the line and he really had to go to the bathroom so he aked a man who was sitting in the pew nearby to just sit inside the confessional while he was gone. he promised to be back befor the next person finished thier confession. The man said ok an took the priests place in the confesional. Well, then this little old lady came into the confessional. she started her confession and said, "father, forgive me, for i haven't been to confession in a whle and have done many bad things..." the man said, "like what?". This old lady started the list off with a blowjob and the list just went downhill from there. As the lady continued, he was thinking, "what kind of pennance do you give an old lady for a blowjob?", so he quietly opened the confessional door, stuck his head out, and looked around. he spotted an alter server nearby.... "pssst!!!" the man said. The altar boy waked over.... the man asked "How much dose father usually give for a blowjob?" The altar boy responded "$5.75" turned around and walked away.
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ghetosmurph confession joke Jun 15 2005, 11:21 AM
_suzie_ ooh knew it wud be sumthin like that Jun 16 2005, 03:08 PM MetalChick77 lol, that was funny. Jun 18 2005, 09:32 PM iZnEedSuMcOkE lol emm ok..naughty priest XDD Jun 18 2005, 09:41 PM xbr0kensmil3 haha.. bad priest lol Jun 18 2005, 10:40 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii shame on you, you naught waughty priesty wiesty. [... Jun 21 2005, 04:59 PM
haostar QUOTE(..:loveee.NuTTii @ Jun 21 2005, 1:59 PM... Jun 21 2005, 05:55 PM dani41790 rofl oh my gosh that's so wrong. Jun 22 2005, 02:52 PM mocassinsx29 LOL, that's really funny and wrong at the same... Jun 24 2005, 04:23 PM elmogurly eww. gross. that's so WRONG. Jul 1 2005, 02:24 AM enyceXaddiction haha Jul 2 2005, 05:56 PM  |
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