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Blonde Jokes, and some more
FoOd
post Mar 18 2005, 09:14 AM
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Okay I found these funny jokes so I thought I might post them _smile.gif
Also some of these might be old jokes and I hope none of you are offended _unsure.gif

A blonde who is taking a wlak comes to a river. She sees another blonde on the opposite band, looking up and down. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde shouts back, "You ARE on the other side!"


A blonde woman was having financial troubles, so she went to a local park, kidnapped a little boy, and wrote this note:
To the Boy's mother:
I have your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree
in the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM.
Yours truly, The Blonde.
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jackey and told him to go straight home. the next morning, she returned to the park to find $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was this note.
Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!


A blonde drilled a hole in the ice and dropped in a fishing lin. Suddenly, a voice from above boomed, "THERE'S NO FISHING ON THE ICE!"
The blonde was startled, and looking up she stammered, "A-a-are y-y-you G-G-God?"
The booming voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"


What's black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?
A brunette who told too many blonde jokes.

What Do you call a red head who is walking between a blonde and a brunette?
An interpreter.
 
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post Mar 18 2005, 08:45 PM
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uhh sorry i only like the first one.. the others i dont get or i dont think its funny.. well blonds doo have a reputation of being stupid but not all blondes ares stupid. so dont descriminate on all blondes. blink.gif
 
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post Mar 18 2005, 09:36 PM
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lol i love the second one..made me laugh for hours lol
 
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post Mar 19 2005, 12:35 AM
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QUOTE(azn.peace.maker @ Mar 18 2005, 6:45 PM)
uhh sorry i only like the first one.. the others i dont get or i dont think its funny.. well blonds doo have a reputation of being stupid but not all blondes ares stupid. so dont descriminate on all blondes.  blink.gif
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Its just for fun. Like all these other threads. _dry.gif

Here
Here
And Here

And its only for a laugh or two. _smile.gif
 
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post Mar 19 2005, 12:38 AM
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hahaha blonde jokes lead to discrimination now... oh man.
anyways.. the 2nd one was funny.
 
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post Mar 19 2005, 06:32 PM
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i dont get the seccond one.
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 04:33 PM
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Ohh!! I got one!

Okay so a brunette was walking in a forest one day and saw a lamp lying on the pathway. She picked it up and began to rub it. A genie popped out and said: "I will grant you three things of whatever you want in the world, but for every one thing you want, all the blonde sin the world get twice as much"'
The brunette said okay and asked for her first thing. "I want a fancy house."
Then the genie said: "Okay, now you have one fancy house and all the blondes in the world have two fancy houses."
The brunette then asked for her second thing: "I want a cute boyfriend."
The genie then said: "Alright, now you have one cute boyfriend and all the blondes in the world have two cute boyfriends."
Before the brunette asked for her last thing, she glanced around at her surroundings for a minute. "See that stick over there?" The brunette asked the genie. The genie replied, "yes" Then the brunette asked for ehr final thing. "I want you to beat me HALF to death with that stick."
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 05:05 PM
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okayish jokes (:
kinda made me smile =]
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 05:23 PM
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QUOTE(FoOd @ Mar 18 2005, 6:14 AM)
A blonde who is taking a wlak comes to a river. She sees another blonde on the opposite band, looking up and down. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde shouts back, "You ARE on the other side!"
A blonde woman was having financial troubles, so she went to a local park, kidnapped a little boy, and wrote this note:
    To the Boy's mother:
    I have your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree
    in the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM.
                                    Yours truly, The Blonde.
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jackey and told him to go straight home. the next morning, she returned to the park to find $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was this note.
    Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!

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lol, good one.
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 05:40 PM
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I didnt get the last 2.
The rest were pretty funny. :]
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 05:06 AM
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haha! yes, it's funny! specially the 2nd one!lol! laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 07:28 AM
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LMAO. niice ( :

i didn`t get the last one tho.
 
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post Mar 24 2005, 12:21 AM
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haha i like the last one
 
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