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 Mar 4 2005, 07:16 PM
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Jesus and Satan were having an argument about who was better on
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I'm going to set up a test that will take two hours and I'll judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and worked away. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and ea ch of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all His files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did You do it??!!" God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." |
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Mar 4 2005, 07:23 PM
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 live life to the fullest <3 Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,474 |
lols ahaha good one xD
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Mar 4 2005, 08:14 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
Ha!
This one reminds me of me. My friend now worships me, for I am her god now. And I settle things just like He did. |
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Mar 4 2005, 08:43 PM
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 the crip killa. Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,628 |
lmfao
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Mar 4 2005, 11:02 PM
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 NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16. Group: Member Posts: 4,616 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,577 |
that's AWESOME!
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Mar 4 2005, 11:05 PM
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hehe, i've read that before
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Mar 5 2005, 02:25 AM
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Stalking Createblog... Group: Member Posts: 155 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,300 |
Nice lol. But then again, shouldn't Satan be designing viruses or something?
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Mar 6 2005, 02:00 AM
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hahahah
jesus is clever |
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Mar 6 2005, 08:45 PM
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 Hello there. Group: Member Posts: 343 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,879 |
Hahaha. Smarrrt.
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Mar 6 2005, 08:55 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 317 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 82,987 |
ahhishkaren, i know this is off topic, but i love your avator. it's humor in itself. lol.
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Mar 7 2005, 02:54 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
roflmfao! smart dude.
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Mar 7 2005, 06:19 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao !
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Mar 7 2005, 04:23 PM
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haha....nice
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Mar 7 2005, 04:30 PM
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 I'm with Stupid. Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,973 |
I'm slow. I don't get it.
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Mar 7 2005, 06:09 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
haha. thats funny.
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Mar 7 2005, 07:08 PM
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 theres no i in slut...but there is a u Group: Member Posts: 208 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 86,257 |
HAHA...that was a good one...i liked it
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Mar 7 2005, 07:18 PM
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 I need you just as much as you need her Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,175 |
LOL...that was funny. Smart guy.
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Mar 7 2005, 07:20 PM
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watch out for jellyfish. Group: Member Posts: 174 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,672 |
LOL yeahh that`s my Jesus (:
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Mar 7 2005, 07:24 PM
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lol...nice
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Mar 9 2005, 12:39 AM
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meh i thought it would be like Jesus used MAC and Devil used Windows (WHICH IS EVIL!)
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Mar 9 2005, 02:44 PM
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 :) Group: Member Posts: 139 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,572 |
yes He does, yes He does
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Mar 10 2005, 10:05 PM
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hahaha, thats crazyness lol.
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Mar 10 2005, 10:09 PM
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 aNNa BaNaNa >.< Group: Member Posts: 102 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,244 |
lol i heard this before but it always puts a smile on my face
 man I luv Jesus!! Im his computer and he saved me when i was shutting down hehe im glad i read this... it made my day... again lol.
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Mar 11 2005, 12:33 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
i like that =]
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Mar 11 2005, 02:28 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 90 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 110,867 |
heh
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