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 Mar 20 2005, 11:59 PM
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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
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Mar 21 2005, 12:01 AM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
lmfao... okay.. should have posted in humor section tho..
i think i read this on a maxim or stuff magazine before tho.. the joke i mean |
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Mar 21 2005, 12:01 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,899 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,580 |
this should be moved to humor
lol thatsa funny joke. |
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Mar 21 2005, 12:04 AM
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QUOTE(sandy_lumpy_shore @ Mar 21 2005, 12:01 AM) this should be moved to humor lol thatsa funny joke.  it is! |
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Mar 21 2005, 12:15 AM
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hahah i've seen that before
but there's a humor section around here where you can post your jokes |
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Mar 21 2005, 12:19 AM
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yea this should have been posted in the humor section but rotflmao that was funny
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Mar 21 2005, 12:21 AM
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Heard this about a million times.
 I remember this being posted, though.. 
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Mar 21 2005, 12:24 AM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
Moved to Humour.
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Mar 21 2005, 07:18 AM
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read it so many times. buh it`s still funny ( :
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