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The asumming song, do you have a dirty mind?
d0rkbaby
post Feb 25 2005, 09:03 PM
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Its ok if you dont read the whole thing. Just read the first few lines enough =P

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his...
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water their hands on their...
Marbles and playthings and at half past four
There came a young lady she looked like a...
Pretty young creature she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her...
Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to...
Bring up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling...
Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt...
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...
Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizeable...
Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely she'd show him her...
Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...
Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his...
Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her...
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf

lol its funnier when you listen to the actually song.
if you dont get it. the whole point of the song is to see if you guess the next word in the line beforehand and if you think its a dirty word =P
 

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d0rkbaby   The asumming song   Feb 25 2005, 09:03 PM
xXirockhardXx   Lol i actually thought of dirty words. :-x   Feb 25 2005, 09:26 PM
anqie   I have a dirty mindd..   Feb 25 2005, 09:29 PM
DanielleMaria05   OMG! Thats soooo funny!!!!...   Feb 25 2005, 09:38 PM
EmmalieV   i have an x-treme dirty mind.   Feb 25 2005, 09:43 PM
Chii   ugh...i don't want to think about an old man s...   Feb 25 2005, 11:09 PM
christiee_nax   aahahha that was funny   Feb 25 2005, 11:16 PM
BlissfulIgnorance   lol wow i didnt kno i was that dirty..lol.ok i did...   Feb 25 2005, 11:20 PM
d0rkbaby   QUOTE(BlissfulIgnorance @ Feb 25 2005, 9:20 P...   Mar 6 2005, 02:26 AM
stephinika   QUOTE(d0rkbaby @ Mar 5 2005, 11:26 PM)the son...   Mar 6 2005, 02:59 AM
Frankie   yeah i got it. i am pretty sure that i got all th...   Feb 25 2005, 11:44 PM
mouse_3k   holy gosh! thats so dirty! igjrfgodigdo my...   Feb 25 2005, 11:54 PM
DaToNeViEtBoI916   we've all been corrupted by fear, hate, and ap...   Feb 25 2005, 11:56 PM
helllla jankyyyy   Hahahaha. Lmaooo. That was funny. Dirty mind >....   Feb 26 2005, 12:57 AM
bRoKeNxALoNE   HAHA!! That is so flippin awesome!...   Feb 26 2005, 01:07 AM
xSWEETxCANDiix   omfg hahaha whoa i thought of alot of dirty words....   Feb 26 2005, 01:12 AM
XxArsonFreakxX   haha u guys dont want to know what i was thinking ...   Feb 26 2005, 01:55 AM
RandomHero   <------has a dirty mind haha   Feb 26 2005, 01:55 AM
DaTru KataLYST   100% dirty rite hurr.   Feb 26 2005, 02:27 AM
imadorkabledxd   im a perv! haha   Feb 26 2005, 03:36 AM
mzawesome   yeah i agree.. hahah   Feb 26 2005, 03:39 AM
KKLovesSquirrels   haha i have a dirty mind...   Mar 6 2005, 02:30 AM
cocoalightning27   haha....dirty dirty words   Mar 6 2005, 01:04 PM
Nicolatofu   oh my.. yes I thought of the dirrty words.. I...   Mar 7 2005, 07:33 AM
ahhishkaren   QUOTE(XKali_chik_4_lifeX @ Mar 7 2005, 4:33 A...   Mar 7 2005, 04:43 PM
Ballpointpencil   Yep, I'm a perv. XD   Mar 7 2005, 08:37 AM
Weird addiction   wow, i think really dirty   Mar 7 2005, 11:30 AM
Fallen_Fairy   dirty dirty mind of mine   Mar 7 2005, 04:45 PM
bab3egurl8o5   all of the words that i thought of were DIRTY   Mar 12 2005, 01:39 AM
Cake.   Haha, all of mine were dirty... what are the real...   Mar 12 2005, 10:00 AM
xoxo_koala_kisses_   Oh my. I'm ashamed! Not really, but haha...   Mar 12 2005, 10:31 AM
racoons > you   heh. its quite startling just how wquickly those w...   Mar 12 2005, 01:21 PM


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