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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mumma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's this one?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I calls them by their last names." |
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surfhottieoffcoast leroy!!! Apr 12 2005, 08:27 PM
Szeh Hahaha. What's the mother a prostitute? LOL. Apr 13 2005, 01:12 PM YoGrandpaIsFine Hooker.
That was funny. (: Apr 13 2005, 01:29 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii Lmao-thats one busy mother Apr 14 2005, 07:27 PM Kenjii Hahaha, genius. Apr 14 2005, 08:50 PM pinayprincess OHHH SH**TT!! LOL THATS FUNNY HAHA Apr 14 2005, 09:27 PM FoOd Dang, just imagine the hospital bill Apr 15 2005, 12:09 AM --x who0ps hahahahah, cute joke ! =] Apr 15 2005, 12:15 AM dani41790 haha omg what a slut Apr 15 2005, 01:17 AM Chaos13 nice one! Apr 15 2005, 09:06 AM InLove_x I've heard this one before but they weren... Apr 15 2005, 09:13 AM KERP1UNK haha! i like this one XD Apr 16 2005, 12:11 PM xXYouMeBedNowXx HAHA HOLY HELLFIRES THAT WAS GOOD. Apr 16 2005, 01:42 PM anqie LMAO. Niceeeeeeee. that's funny. Apr 16 2005, 02:06 PM WrathOfOnigo Bus-ay Bus-ay!! Funny. Apr 16 2005, 10:19 PM toyo loco hhahahhahahhaha dang that lady is smart Apr 17 2005, 01:21 AM wind&fire hhaha. ... that was good Apr 17 2005, 02:08 AM xcaitlinx lmao. that was really funny! ah prostitute. Apr 17 2005, 10:17 AM iNyCxShoRT lmao nice joke xD Apr 26 2005, 10:54 AM miss barnes aww now that was a good one...you's a HOE... Apr 26 2005, 05:40 PM bab3egurl8o5 LMAO! Thats funny!.. this joke is a good o... Apr 26 2005, 07:13 PM starlette hahah. see, this is why we keep spare condoms in o... Apr 26 2005, 07:18 PM toodlepops. Wow, that mother has been really busy, hasn't ... Apr 26 2005, 08:12 PM ITSBONKERS LOLS. woah. Apr 27 2005, 12:58 PM
xbr0kensmil3 lol. nice one. Apr 27 2005, 06:27 PM  |
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