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 Mar 9 2005, 09:27 AM
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i took me 3 days to figure this one out.
i am 99% sure it hasnt already been posted. it took the other people who heard it about 20 minutes, so i guess i am dumb  THE RIDDLE A woman shot her husband, held him under water for 5 minutes and then hung him. Then she took him to dinner. What is the woman's job? HINTS: _ the job is a real one and a normal one _ she was not mad at him i'll check back and give more hints later and try to resist googling it up |
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Mar 9 2005, 11:15 AM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
for some reason im thinking of laundry.
lol i dont kno why, EDiT//* ooh ooh! she was a photographer ! she SHOT a pikture put it in water to develop and hung him up to dry! [x im so proud of myself. |
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Mar 9 2005, 11:42 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
w00t yay shes a photographer. Thats a good one! didnt take me three days tho. I even figured it out before scrolling down! Firs tthing I thought of was laundry too.
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Mar 9 2005, 02:43 PM
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:) Group: Member Posts: 139 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,572 |
QUOTE(karamelle @ Mar 9 2005, 10:42 AM) w00t yay shes a photographer. Thats a good one! didnt take me three days tho. I even figured it out before scrolling down! Firs tthing I thought of was laundry too.  good job! |
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Mar 9 2005, 04:15 PM
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 NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16. Group: Member Posts: 4,616 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,577 |
hahah the first thing i thought of was baptism
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Mar 9 2005, 08:50 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
i think this has been posted b4, but it was still good.. took me a while to get it too
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Mar 9 2005, 08:55 PM
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For some reason I thought she was a butcher... She shot him then cleaned him then hung him to dry... Then feed it to him? I dunno
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Mar 10 2005, 08:03 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
ive heard the riddle from a friend before.
its a good one, (: didnt have a first thought cause i was confused lol |
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Mar 10 2005, 08:57 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
not that hard to figure out. not that much of a "daunting" riddle.
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Mar 12 2005, 03:29 PM
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oh i get it she's a photographer, im slow
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Mar 12 2005, 07:22 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
I knew she was a photographer.
Really. I did. 
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Mar 13 2005, 11:52 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,634 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,631 |
haha yea i was thinking laundry? or nurse or baptism lol.
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