Osama Bin Laden, makes a wish! :) |
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 Mar 30 2005, 12:08 AM
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While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said, "Very well. I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance. |
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Mar 30 2005, 06:22 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol it would suck to be osama
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Mar 30 2005, 09:23 AM
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lol, Osama has no brains
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Mar 30 2005, 06:03 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
lol thats what he gets for being RUDE !
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| *mona lisa* |
Mar 30 2005, 07:04 PM
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heh stupid people.
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Apr 1 2005, 01:39 PM
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hehehhe that made me laugh a little!
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| *paul murphy* |
Apr 1 2005, 02:50 PM
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WHY DID SUDDAM HUSSAN KILL HIS WIFE?
HE LOOKED UP HER SKIRT AND FOUND BUSH! EOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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Apr 2 2005, 01:23 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
^^wtf. that's...i'm not even gonna say anything.
anywho, haha, sucks to be osama. |
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Apr 2 2005, 06:19 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
QUOTE(paul murphy @ Apr 1 2005, 2:50 PM) WHY DID SUDDAM HUSSAN KILL HIS WIFE? HE LOOKED UP HER SKIRT AND FOUND BUSH! EOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  *silence* haha. thats funny. |
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Apr 2 2005, 07:02 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
HAHA! sucks to be osama!
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Apr 22 2005, 12:40 AM
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good for him.. serves him well...
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