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 Mar 26 2005, 03:19 PM
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
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hosing Man and Womans perspective Mar 26 2005, 03:19 PM
MzShortieAlli hahha i lvoe this too funnny Mar 26 2005, 05:45 PM ItzOnlySydney bwahaha! i <33 tht one! Mar 26 2005, 05:47 PM FoOd Nice one :D Mar 27 2005, 12:24 PM b0st0ngrl haha that's funny! Mar 27 2005, 12:27 PM chaneun ^haha i love your avatar.
puahahahaa. Hosing. Mar 29 2005, 11:54 AM x3__iGiVEup Lmao; i read this somewhere before =)
Poor guy Mar 29 2005, 08:56 PM mzkandi i've heard all of those before :o) Mar 29 2005, 08:57 PM --x who0ps lols, ive seen that before, not sure where.
very c... Apr 1 2005, 08:54 PM
WrathOfOnigo Hilarious
Gotta remember them. Apr 1 2005, 11:32 PM  |
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