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 Mar 3 2005, 09:19 PM
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gRaCiE  Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,997  |
i saw this on jokes.com...iono if someoene already posted it already. its not really any offense to blondes or n e thing...i jsut thought it was funny:
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied. |
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cHuNsAbAbIe012 Blondevision Mar 3 2005, 09:19 PM
avalon* i've heard this one before =] hahha. Mar 3 2005, 09:26 PM mai_z haha i've heard it b4 but still funny Mar 3 2005, 09:32 PM Litobabygurl88 hahaha
I haven't heard of this one, but it w... Mar 3 2005, 11:51 PM 123Shot LOL that made me laff! Mar 4 2005, 12:34 AM luvnmyderek lol .. funny! Mar 4 2005, 03:21 PM cocoalightning27 Heard this one but still funny... Mar 4 2005, 03:38 PM blondiebombshell aww..i still love my blonde hair Mar 4 2005, 03:39 PM cLinT_wEStw0oD lol...thats a greedy one Mar 4 2005, 06:29 PM JustaMomentPlease uh, dont think its that funny Mar 4 2005, 08:52 PM JustaMomentPlease uh, dont think its that funny Mar 4 2005, 08:52 PM tofuburger hahaha...cutee Mar 6 2005, 02:06 AM d0rkbaby lol funny. =P Mar 6 2005, 02:21 AM Shortiiex this was already posted..anyways...haha Mar 7 2005, 04:25 PM SMUSHiENESS lols. mad me smile (: Mar 7 2005, 10:02 PM kandiapplegrl i cracked a smile. Mar 7 2005, 10:23 PM
salcha HAHAHHA. Mar 9 2005, 12:25 AM  |
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