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 Mar 14 2005, 02:26 PM
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 aNNa BaNaNa >.<  Group: Member Posts: 102 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,244  |
Sorry... I just had to share this... its kinda cute and funny all at once >.<
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". |
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Mar 14 2005, 03:19 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
i could've sworn that this was posted already..i forget.
it's kinda old, but still funny. |
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Mar 14 2005, 04:43 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
haha, my friend showed me that before but it's still hilarious:)
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Mar 14 2005, 09:46 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol funny. it was posted before too
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Mar 14 2005, 10:04 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol that made me smile
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Mar 14 2005, 10:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
lol man thaz funny
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Mar 14 2005, 11:30 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
haha i havent heard this one thats funy
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Mar 15 2005, 03:59 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
lol....cute joke...that little girl will be in trouble now
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| *Programmer* |
Mar 15 2005, 04:01 PM
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 hahahahaha
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Mar 15 2005, 07:55 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
haha. that sucks for her.
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| *chaneun* |
Mar 17 2005, 08:41 PM
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puahaha
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Mar 18 2005, 04:43 PM
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 ^-^ Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 |
hhahahhaa, I've heard that one before, it's cute
 one of my fav jokes  I Was acutlaly thinking of posting it myself before I read this topic, lol
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Mar 18 2005, 06:08 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Awwwwwwwwwwwww. How cute, but evil.
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Mar 18 2005, 07:18 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
Lol BURN!!
That was good!
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Mar 19 2005, 12:49 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
I've read this somewhere on the internet before, it's a great way to insult a person.
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Mar 19 2005, 12:50 AM
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haha
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