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 Feb 27 2005, 09:26 PM
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 aNNa BaNaNa >.<  Group: Member Posts: 102 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,244  |
I have nothing against blondes and actually a lot of them are really smart... i just thought this joke was kinda funny though... >.<
A Blonde, Brunette, and a Red Head go on a road trip and get in an accident... none survived. Suddenly, they are at the foot of a gigantic pearly white stair case with God peering down from the top. God tells them in his booming voice that there are exactly 100 steps and that with every 5 steps He was going to tell a joke. If they laughed they were to go to Hell. The Red Head goes first step by step and at the 65th step laughs and is sent to hell. Thinking that she would last the Brunette goes next and reaches the 80th step and laughs and is sent to hell. Finally the blonde starts going along pretty well. Suddenly while on the 99th step she burst out in a hysterical laughter. God frowned and said "Why is it that you are laughing? I havent even told you a joke!" The blonde replies, "ha ha... yah but I just finally got the first one!" yah sorry i had a good laugh at it  ooh and here's another one... but its a short one. How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool lol thats an oldie but i just remembered it. |
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korbana05 one of those blonde jokes... Feb 27 2005, 09:26 PM
ItzOnlySydney funny Feb 27 2005, 09:30 PM potmonkeyjd That was good, but I got Better.
Blonde, Redhead a... Feb 27 2005, 09:32 PM korbana05 lol true true... id rather say it that write it, b... Feb 27 2005, 09:35 PM blondiebombshell What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire ... Feb 27 2005, 09:40 PM xbr0kensmil3 lol blonde jokes are the best. Feb 28 2005, 05:51 AM cocoalightning27 Funny Stuff Feb 28 2005, 06:06 PM 123Shot LOL...thats funny! No hating against blondes b... Feb 28 2005, 10:49 PM miss barnes lol. i liked those. real cute Mar 1 2005, 01:11 PM kandiapplegrl I like blonde jokes too. Mar 1 2005, 05:53 PM
avalon* the first one is cute. my sister acts like that..e... Mar 1 2005, 06:01 PM  |
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