Whats the worst come back you've ever heard? |
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 Nov 9 2005, 06:25 PM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes.  Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732  |
This morning, a sixth grader on the bus was sitting in my seat, and I told her to move. Her brilliant response was: "You're a butt." Oh, burn.
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Nov 9 2005, 07:35 PM
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 you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
me: ...shut up
him: you're a two dollar ho. me: well considering how many ppl i'm doing my ass is a millionaire by now. him: ok then HO. me: *walks off*  wtf was i thinking? somehow that didn't come out right.
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Nov 9 2005, 07:54 PM
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Your Face.
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Nov 9 2005, 09:51 PM
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 omnomnom Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 |
I go you're so immature and she says
WELL YOUR FACE IS IMMATURE I'm like wtf you're such a loser. |
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Nov 10 2005, 03:06 AM
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oh yea? WELL UR UGLY
lol horrible -.- |
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| *Solipsist* |
Nov 10 2005, 03:07 AM
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" Your family! "
" Your generation! " scrub... - Solipsist |
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Nov 10 2005, 06:05 PM
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 GEt You DRUNK Group: Member Posts: 942 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,417 |
QUOTE(ficklenesswhatever @ Feb 23 2005, 4:11 PM) Your mom goes to colledge!  LOL yea that's so stupid, but I think Kip was referring to the YO' MOMMA jokes. |
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Nov 10 2005, 06:09 PM
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the worst comebacks i ever heard were the ones where they didn't even say anything..
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| *lolita kitty* |
Nov 11 2005, 11:34 AM
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oh yeah, and you cant ever forget ..
"you just hate me cuz im black." |
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Nov 11 2005, 11:40 AM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
Me: GIRLS RULE!!!
Y: .... yeah well ..... You go girl. Me: That was the worst comeback ever. Y: Yeah.. I know. |
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Nov 11 2005, 03:48 PM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
'i hope you get demodded, you stupid ugly spam whore. edit this, bitch'
people are stupid. |
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Nov 13 2005, 02:32 AM
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 with.much.love <3 Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 286,943 |
she started to mimic me in a very snotty way... but i wasnt even the 1 who said stuuf to her, it was a friend!
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Nov 13 2005, 05:50 AM
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like once my friend posted in this thread to this girl and this girls friend tried to be clever and posted my friends comeback in the "worst comebacks thread'. ha ha ha what a stupid ninja
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Nov 13 2005, 06:41 AM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
and then the first girls friend did exactly the same thing which he just said was lame...
hes MUCH cooler |
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Nov 13 2005, 11:25 AM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
In science class one of my friends was like "Charlie, you're so stupid."
And he was like "Stop talking about yourself!" Sent shivers down my spine. |
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Nov 13 2005, 12:10 PM
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 Toria Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,588 |
If Im arguing with someone and I call them a "B****", they will go "No ur a B****"..
how gay |
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| *jooleeah* |
Nov 13 2005, 12:11 PM
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your face.
or...i know you are but what am i? psssh. first graders are so f**king annoying. |
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Jan 5 2006, 11:35 PM
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you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
me: ...shut up.
him: go suck a lemon! wtf? 
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Jan 5 2006, 11:42 PM
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"Your mom"
" You want a cookie for that?" "Whatever" "Shut up" |
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Jan 5 2006, 11:46 PM
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 rihanna is sexy chocolate<3. Group: Member Posts: 165 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,782 |
when somebody say'z a joke about your mom and u say "MY MOM IS DEAD" i think thatz a comeback
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Jan 5 2006, 11:46 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 4 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 344,626 |
errmm. the lamest come back was when my friend and this girl were arguing and the girl says, "Oh yeah? Well, yer fat!" and walks off.
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Jan 6 2006, 12:30 AM
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 ^ignore. read> Maria. Group: Member Posts: 710 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 323,799 |
QUOTE(salcha @ Feb 23 2005, 12:40 PM) my friend asked me a question, and I answered her, then she just looked at me and said,"i don't care." well, SHE ASKED. ooh. my bro did that to me. i heard "i know you are but what am i?!" and mimicking in a REALLY bratty voice then putting her hands over her ears............. it was all from the same person and she was 13 yrs old
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Jan 6 2006, 11:57 AM
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 Cockadoodledoo Mother Fcuka!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,438 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 296,088 |
when ever you make fun of them and they try and stall for a comeback.
example: ME: ur legs are so ashy, looks like you were practicing kickboxing on a chalk board!" THEM:"yea, well you know what" or "O really, cuzzzzzzzz......" very annoying |
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Jan 6 2006, 04:46 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
^ Yeah, me too. I think probably the stupid comeback I've ever heard is "Oh yeah, well.. you're so smart you're STUPID!" I was like.. "Uhm, sure."
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Jan 6 2006, 04:51 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 273 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 312,806 |
"That's not very nice..."
Really?!
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