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one shot., haha gross
wonmin
post Feb 5 2005, 11:22 PM
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A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.

He goes to a gun shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.

The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house.

Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's d**k off."

The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
 

Posts in this topic
wonmin   one shot.   Feb 5 2005, 11:22 PM
dahding   lmao. hahaha, sucks to be the clerk. nice joke.   Feb 5 2005, 11:24 PM
lilphoenix   heehee... the guy got a deal though.   Feb 5 2005, 11:42 PM
toyo loco   hahaha poor clerk .. how embarrasing for the clerk...   Feb 6 2005, 01:42 AM
cocoalightning27   lol...that must suck   Feb 6 2005, 01:57 PM
supahstah_luv   hahahaha. i would hate to be the clerk.. xD   Feb 6 2005, 03:28 PM
sweetdreamsx3   Lmao, nice.   Feb 6 2005, 10:15 PM
anqie   lmao ;D freaky deaky.   Feb 6 2005, 10:22 PM
the_crox   oooOOohhh.....   Feb 8 2005, 02:41 AM
Skyline Drive   HAHA NIOCE!   Feb 8 2005, 01:58 PM
Nicolatofu   aww poor clerk! lol kill two birds with one st...   Feb 8 2005, 03:35 PM
mysticalazxn   ahahahahahahahah nice one!   Feb 8 2005, 08:32 PM
xbr0kensmil3   lmao! that made me laugh   Feb 9 2005, 03:55 PM
Chihiro   The man takes another look through the scope, and ...   Feb 10 2005, 03:00 AM
Rachel is love   QUOTE(Chihiro @ Feb 10 2005, 1:00 AM)The man ...   Apr 22 2005, 08:50 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   How sad, his wife is cheating on him ?   Feb 10 2005, 05:30 PM
someflipguy   haha... poor guy getting his d**k sucked... he ha...   Feb 11 2005, 01:22 PM
D4rkf4m3   lol that was funny   Feb 16 2005, 01:37 AM
yanners   hahahah. thats funny   Feb 16 2005, 06:51 AM
sammehmyst   :( poor clerk!!! good one   Feb 16 2005, 12:34 PM
k_dizzle90   FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!...   Feb 16 2005, 06:14 PM
mai_z   LMAO! Poor clerk   Feb 16 2005, 09:35 PM
rockstah_14   poor lil' clerk..   Apr 22 2005, 01:37 AM
StanleyThePanda   haha ew   Apr 22 2005, 01:11 PM
sm0kinm0nky   hahahhaha   Apr 22 2005, 01:21 PM
FoOd   He can kill it in two shots.... hmmmm   Apr 22 2005, 07:00 PM
Chaos13   one shot....what was the position? lol   Apr 22 2005, 10:30 PM
aznxdreamer   haha. wow..thats awesome.   Apr 22 2005, 10:45 PM
x3__iGiVEup   haha it took me awhile to get it   Apr 23 2005, 08:39 AM
mona lisa   Ahh, I see. Haha, that was nice. ^.^   Apr 23 2005, 09:59 AM
wavybaby162   Haha that's nasty... I had to re-read it to ge...   Apr 23 2005, 12:31 PM
toodlepops.   ROFL. Poor clerk. XD   Apr 23 2005, 10:46 PM
xXYouMeBedNowXx   That sucks. Yeah, Literally and Figuratively.   Apr 23 2005, 11:40 PM


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