The True Meaning of Easter, I knew it! |
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 Aug 25 2005, 10:48 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
Three guys die and go to heaven. Saint Peter meets them and says, "I'll let you each into heaven but first you must tell me the meaning of Easter."
So the first guy says, "Man this easy. Easter is when everyone dresses up in costumes and gets candy and plays tricks on each other. Its great!" " No" says Saint Peter, "Thats Halloween." He turns to the second guy, "Can you tell me the meaning of Easter?". he second guy goes, "Man thats easy! Easter is when that fat guy comes down your chimney and everyone gets presents. Man its great!" "No!" says Saint Peter, "Thats Christmas!" So being a little disappointed he turns to the third guy and says, "I suppose you can't tell me the meaning of Easter.?" "Well" says the third guy, "u see Jesus died for our sins and they put him in this hole. And after three..." "WAIT wait wait" says Saint Peter, "Hey you two guys get back here and listen to this. We got someone that knows what he's talking about. I'm sorry, please continue." "Well u see Jesus died for our sins and they put him in this hole. And after three days he comes out and if he sees his shadow we have six more weeks of winter!" |
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Aug 25 2005, 08:38 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha. didn't see that one coming ><
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Aug 25 2005, 08:42 PM
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 I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
hahaha
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