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 Mar 21 2005, 12:26 AM
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."
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livetoswim Funny Mar 21 2005, 12:26 AM
livetoswim If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren... Mar 21 2005, 12:32 AM mizzcrazy please dont double post and im not trying to be ne... Mar 21 2005, 12:20 PM starlette Double posting? Thumbs down. First joke, thumbs u... Mar 21 2005, 12:26 PM mai_z cute, but not exactly funny? Mar 21 2005, 04:27 PM xbr0kensmil3 first joke was ok..second joke was..err..yea.. Mar 21 2005, 05:10 PM Levy2k6 those jokes are old and corny but good job for try... Mar 21 2005, 07:03 PM bab3egurl8o5 i liked the first one better Mar 22 2005, 06:21 PM salcha the first was okay/ Mar 23 2005, 01:05 AM Anime_Otaku i liked the first joke...cool pun Mar 23 2005, 04:11 AM aznxdreamer dont doulble post. the seccond one was stupid. Mar 24 2005, 07:28 PM WrathOfOnigo MEh... it was alright I guess. But the 2nd one wa... Mar 24 2005, 09:37 PM Angel_Cece no double posting. and um i didnt really laugh tho... Mar 24 2005, 09:39 PM `SWTWiNKLE3YES ^ me neither. the first one was ok.. Mar 26 2005, 11:23 PM surfhottieoffcoast uh........y did he bring a girraffe in a bar and g... Apr 6 2005, 05:14 PM
liloandstitchx3 QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 6 2005, 2:14 P... Apr 7 2005, 09:25 PM lilphoenix People from Poland are Polish [pole-ish]
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