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test for dementia
*tweeak*
post Feb 16 2005, 05:26 PM
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Test for Dementia


Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)


First Question:


You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?







Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.


To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.




Second Question:


If you overtake the last person, then you are...?




Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?



You're not very good at this! Are you?





Third Question:


Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10.
What is the total?




Scroll down for answer.


Did you get 5000?


The correct answer is actually 4100.


Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?


Fourth Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?



Answer: Nunu?


NO! Of course not.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again



Okay, now the bonus round:


There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.


Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?


He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
 

Posts in this topic
tweeak   test for dementia   Feb 16 2005, 05:26 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine   Wow, I feel so stupid. =l And I think there was a...   Feb 16 2005, 05:51 PM
swtchangel   LOL i got all of them right   Feb 16 2005, 06:34 PM
xbr0kensmil3   lol i got the fourth question wrong   Feb 16 2005, 07:06 PM
mai_z   i got them all right! Yay!   Feb 16 2005, 09:19 PM
Funky Buddha   I got all of them right except the second one.. BL...   Feb 16 2005, 09:26 PM
Outloved   *Sniff Sniff* I didn't get any of them right.   Feb 18 2005, 06:38 AM
kyuubi319   I got them all right except for the 3rd T.T   Feb 18 2005, 03:39 PM
i heart john   I got them all wrong.   Feb 18 2005, 05:48 PM
cocoalightning27   I am a genuis!...I got 2 right...   Feb 20 2005, 02:58 PM
archana   All right but the math one. I heard them before. (...   Feb 20 2005, 09:16 PM
Shortiiex   there was already a topic about these questions   Feb 21 2005, 08:29 PM
Frankie   wow. i am really stupid. and i thought i was smar...   Feb 21 2005, 08:45 PM
rubykirby1990   Yay! Missed math 1 too lazy to do it in my ...   Feb 22 2005, 04:13 AM
Weird addiction   ive done this before   Feb 22 2005, 07:14 AM
Animelover113   got them all right, surprisingly.....yay!   Feb 22 2005, 11:52 AM
videogamsta   i feel so smart because i got them all right lol   Feb 22 2005, 02:29 PM
D FACE KILLA   well...I got the math one right so i feel at least...   Feb 22 2005, 02:57 PM
redderstarr   i feel stupid.   Feb 24 2005, 10:25 PM
Zer_Wil_De_Mach   lol omg i felt so dumb that time lol i like that j...   Feb 25 2005, 08:03 PM
tofuburger   i got...the first one right....   Feb 26 2005, 04:40 AM
the_crox   mmm.... I fell like so defeated and dumb.   Feb 26 2005, 10:52 PM
wind&fire   im a genius!   Feb 26 2005, 11:04 PM
christinaaa   These are hilariousss! ahaha   Feb 27 2005, 04:22 AM
hosing   Sadly I got all but one right... And it was the la...   Feb 27 2005, 11:37 AM
ShEraBaRoO   i got the third and fourth question right... the o...   Feb 27 2005, 12:26 PM
INSOMNIAC KID   I got the first and last one wrong.   Feb 28 2005, 09:06 PM
123Shot   Wow...i think i lost some brain cells in the last ...   Feb 28 2005, 11:03 PM
nevernothere   Ugh I got 3/5   Feb 28 2005, 11:08 PM
william   i only got the daughter's one right, THANKS FO...   Feb 28 2005, 11:22 PM
Zer_Wil_De_Mach   where you get the joke??   Feb 28 2005, 11:32 PM
miss barnes   i'd heard all the questions before and STILL m...   Mar 1 2005, 01:22 PM
kandiapplegrl   I got all of them right because I've seen this...   Mar 1 2005, 05:48 PM
anqie   i got one right and the rest wrong.   Mar 2 2005, 09:05 PM


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