funny things people at your school did Options

[DanielleMaria05]

Um.. two years ago, the Drama dept had the stage set up for Flowers for Algernon. Well, a freshman and a Senior got it on, on the stage, and left something behind on the couch for the drama teacher to clean up. The funny thing is, when the stage is set up with props, they have cameras set up so no one steals anything, and they got them on tape, and sent it to their parents... Sad thing, freshman=14 senior=18.. bad

[KissMe2408]

lol oh man...I remember alot of those. lol besides my stupid friends scaring me by jumping outta my locker, haha. One of my friends thought it would be smart to stick a paperclip into the outlet during lab. That was interesting, lol. oh man and then all the senior guys caught over 100 cicadas and put them in the math hallway, lol all the girls freaked. twas funny. one time me n' joe went to the back of the stage and took one of those lift things and then he told me to sit in it, and he pushed me all around the hallways and everyone got mad, but it was fun lol i dunno there were alot of stupid things like that, just sitting in mr. nadolnys class or going to bowie would make everyday interesting

[racoons > you]

lol today... we were watching a seriously lame ass video about first aid, and we had the worlds most oblivous teacher, so charlie stole the remote and was sitting sat the back randomly make the tape stop and rewind and eject and crap, and she had no idea. she didnt have a clue... she though there wasnt any remote at all

she was all 'but it was wroking fine on tuesday...
yeah this went on for an hour, and so did not get old

we were all crying laughing by the end

[angel-roh]

I remembered when someone was wearing our school's mascot costume around our school... it was like bootay shaking too.... it was very funny, but he got into a deep trouble.

[JC4P]

i am the funny man at my school.

[xTINAA]

Last year girls opened up packages of pads and colored fake blood on it with markers and such and threw them in all the boys bathrooms. Both last year and this year, fires have started in a bathroom; the same one. Eh, I guess it's not very funny but it's all I can think of at the moment.
EDIT-- okay I remember a few more things
Well this happens each year but boys dress up as girls with wigs, fake boobs, and skirts; the works. And also last year my teacher had to go on maternity leave so we had a sub for about 3/4 of the year. Well anyways, there was a TV in our room and one of the kids had an extra remote to the TV. The first week that the sub was there we would start working on something and then the TV would go on and be on MTV or BET and the sub would turn it off and then of course the guy would turn it back on. And she said, "Hmm that's odd. Why does it keep turning back on? Is it broken?" And so someone said, "No. The TV is on a timer. It always comes on at around this time because Mrs. Hall (our original teacher) let's us watch MTV or BET while we work. And even if you shut it off it will keep turning back on because of the timer, so it's best to just leave it on." She actually believed us so we got to watch TV in that class until one day another teacher walked in when the Ying Yang Twins Salt Shaker video was on and yeah, we all got busted.

[XxArsonFreakxX]

my school is full of dumb people and i hang out with the dumbest people there who are the pranksters and the people who love attention the other dasy it had been rainin really hard and we dont have an indoor school so we had huge puddles and most of my friends just got on the benches and started jumping into puddles so they ended up having who could make the biggest splash until the end of lunch the funniest part that the dean was just standing there laughing his ass off and theres plenty more stories where those came from

[LuvsDogs387]

Well a news reporter came to our school to do an article on us or something. She interviewd the class clowns which was a bad mistake. Instead of answering the questions honestly they gave really stupid answers. Like "thats my african american friend over there I'm going to go give my homie a hug" and "oh no I didnt know that guy switched, hes wearing blue, oh no his gang is going to be so pissed." The reporter totally freaked and wrote a horriable article on our school. The principle was so mad he called the editors of the paper and...uhhh...gave them a piece of his mind. The guys didnt get in trouble tho, everyone felt she should have understanded they were just joking.

[zbrittanyz]

I wish my school was as interesting as all yours. All that happens at mine is fights. Unless you count all the times the fire alarm has been pulled. But that's so old.

[racoons > you]

we threw a christmas tree in the river today, when we went to do sketches. t'was muy comico

[nevernothere]

Well.. at a pep assembly, some guy tackled the mascot and ran for it.... and the track coach chased and tackled him... hahahaha

[xbernaa]

umm...oh at a noon time event..some girl ripped her pants while dancing..

[xPn0ykG8o8x]

All i remember is that some students put glue in the door's keyhole on one the math wing in our school and when a teacher put their key's in they couldn't get it in. They had to replace all the damaged door knobs hahaha. My school is always being graffited(sp) from 4 rival schools. I'll add more when i can remember.

[MasterNe0]

also, at the sixth form valentines ball, the headboy and his best friend got drunk enough to get undressed and streak round the school and then down the highstreet.

I think you would get arrested if u get undressed in my school dance.

[toodlepops.]

[size=1]MarchHare2UrAlice, i'd love to go to your school!!! there seems to be so much excitement..size]

agreed.
i wish my school was more like that.

[s0pnayish]

It's not really funny, but it's pretty stupid. Last year, some stupid freshmens decided to come to the school at night and decided to do some vandalizing- breaking some classroom windows and taking the golf carts and crashing them into things. However, the funny thing is that these stupid freshmen thought they could get away with it. But they didn't. They got caught and was sent to juvie.

[xhidethedetails]

This is not really funny but, these guys in our class found string on the floor and said it was there pubic hair and they were throwing it on everyone. And we locked my friend in the band closet. Thats all I can think of for now I will edit when I come up with more.

[greedybunny92]

At my old school, grade 6 and 7 will be in one class together, ok. so, once, my friend and i were back from the computer lab, then we saw a grade seven boy who was trying to fit into a locker... lolz stupid and then, when he tried to get out because he saw us, he hit his head and said 'ouch'.. lolz, it was sooo hilarious ^^

[char88]

this is kinda sick but watever the kid was a d**k and he had it coming. and its freakin hilarious.

so theres this kid who is severly lactose and tolleran(d**k who has it coming). ok so if milk touches his skin he'll break out in hives. so one day after before breakfast he he went to take a shower, and we had been planning this so we were ready when he got out of the shower. he was going back to his room when we jumped out of the room before his and started shooting him with super sokers filled with milk. yah that got us pretty close to expulsion.

well that kid did have it coming.

[char88]

just remembered another. and sorry if this grosses u out but it gave me a laugh.

*this stupid kid at my school took a crap in a cup and through it under this kids bed. then he thought if the kid saw the cup he would know it was him so he took the cup out from under the kids bed and the shit was gone it had fallen out under the kids bed. his room smelt like shit for two weeks until a room inspection where the kid saw the shit and through it out.

*later that week he found out who did it so he was seeking revenge. he thought the only way to get him back would be to fight fire with fire AKA shit with shit. so he took a crap in a cup and unfortunately he had stomach problems that week and lets just say it was more than one log, it was boarderline Diarrhea . he decided that putting it under his bed wouldnt do the trick so he poured it into the kids suite jacket pocket(which we have to wear every day to class). so this kid keeps his pens in his jacket pocket and when he pulled out a pen it was partially brown, and smelt terrible. he stuck his hand in the pocket and when it came out it had shit all over it. he asked to go to the bathroom and the teacher said no! we were dying in laughter cuz everybody new what had happend before he did. then he begged the teacher and she saw his hand. she asked him wat it was and he told her it was chocalate( no she didnt tell him to share with the class, but she told him he was getting a demerrit for eating in class. she told him to put away the chocalate and he asked to go to the bathroom to clean it off his hand, she told him yes , but hed get another demmerit!

we make jokes about his shitty hands till this day.

and he didnt have a girlfriend till the next year.

[racoons > you]

^^

harsh much!

that milk thing s seriously not funny, no matter how much he 'deserved it.

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[*lolita kitty*]

my school is fricken CRAZY...
a few months ago, all the 8th graders brought condoms to school and filled them with lotion or massage oil and threw them everywhere. now that was funny

[Levy2k6]

two or three kids got caugh in the dark rooms masturbating and stuff.. lol.

Edit: By Dark rooms i mean the ones in photography and stuff.

[Weird_I_Know]

nothing really happens at my school, cept at one of the dances, all the people in my group partnered up (girls and guys) and we all crossdressed, so in the yearbook it has pictures of all the girls in suits and guys in dresses...
o and one guy dresses as a cowboy and humped the mascot, it was during a prep rally and the principle fainted along with a cheerleader not getting caught and falling....

[mouse_3k]

me and my friends threw lubricant comdons on the ceiling of the main hallway