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 Jan 26 2005, 11:17 PM
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 crap...I'm hot...  Group: Member Posts: 263 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,649  |
my friend told me this story...
there was a guy on the plane and he had to pee really bad. he went to the guy's bathroom but the toilet was broken. so he asked a flight attendant if he could use the women's bathroom. she said," yes, as long as you dont press too many buttons.." so he went in and was doing his business when he saw three buttons. they were labeled.. H C and ATR out of curiousity, he pressed the H button...hot air came out. he pressed the C button...cold air came out.. he pressed the ATR button and felt a very very sharp pain in between his legs.. he woke up in the hospital.. "what happened?!" he asked a nurse.. "you pressed the Automatic Tampon Remover button" she said with a smile. |
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Jan 26 2005, 11:18 PM
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WOAH OMG !!: LOL !!!!.. .. hahaha
btw wrong section 
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Jan 26 2005, 11:19 PM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
 ROFL hella funny hahahahha but is that real?
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Jan 26 2005, 11:26 PM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
L O L
I wasn't expecting that outcome. By the way.. this topic seems like it should be in humor. |
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Jan 26 2005, 11:28 PM
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Ha ha
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Jan 26 2005, 11:29 PM
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oh shit, is that for real ? danng, thats hella CRAZY !
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Jan 26 2005, 11:40 PM
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QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Jan 26 2005, 11:26 PM) By the way.. this topic seems like it should be in humor.  wow, is it real? |
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Jan 27 2005, 12:07 AM
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crap...I'm hot... Group: Member Posts: 263 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,649 |
dunno. think so.. nah. prob not. now that i think about it
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Jan 27 2005, 02:02 AM
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 I'll never be who I was again.. Group: Member Posts: 2,886 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,981 |
ahahaha..funny joke...
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Jan 27 2005, 05:22 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 255 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,764 |
Lmao! Haha
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Jan 27 2005, 03:06 PM
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 HOY!!!!! Group: Member Posts: 268 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,098 |
o man!
  
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Jan 27 2005, 05:32 PM
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 ...and this is me.. Group: Member Posts: 3,518 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,899 |
*lol*
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Jan 27 2005, 05:56 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Yikes.
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Jan 27 2005, 06:20 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Lmao. Shouldn't be this humor? =P Anyways, haha. Is this true?
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Jan 27 2005, 06:24 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
ouch..poor guy lol
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Jan 27 2005, 07:16 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
poooor guy i bet that hurt
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Jan 27 2005, 11:01 PM
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they have those? O_O;
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Jan 28 2005, 03:04 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
holy crap!!
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Jan 28 2005, 06:44 PM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105 |
this story has many variations, but its still painful to listen to
 and for the girls who are asking if its real, where in the hell have you seen an automatic tampon remover in the girls bathroom?! but if you have then i take that statement back
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Jan 29 2005, 12:31 AM
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 Happy Person Group: Member Posts: 1,729 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,674 |
ahahaha that's so funny... only cuz it's not realy or else i would be feeling sorry for teh person it was based on
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Jan 29 2005, 05:32 AM
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lmao.. WOOOAAHHH oO
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Jan 29 2005, 11:13 AM
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 WANTED..for sexyness Group: Member Posts: 1,050 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,290 |
HOLY SHIT !! LOL THATS HALERIOUS
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Jan 29 2005, 02:56 PM
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hahaha.
But .. nvm. OUCH. ;x |
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Jan 29 2005, 03:01 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
eek. haha
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Jan 29 2005, 11:47 PM
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ROFL hahaha
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