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Bedroom Football
*krnxswat*
post Jan 8 2005, 04:32 PM
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A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the

morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed.

He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart.

His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"

He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing."

She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.

He yells at her, "What was that?"

She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."

Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10

minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in the

bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

He replied, "Half time, switch sides,"
 

Posts in this topic
krnxswat   Bedroom Football   Jan 8 2005, 04:32 PM
1--GIRL   HAHAHA   Jan 8 2005, 04:41 PM
INSOMNIA   lol, isn't this the 5th joke in a row in the h...   Jan 8 2005, 04:44 PM
wind&fire   hahaha! ewww....   Jan 8 2005, 07:23 PM
AznPride4590   rofl.   Jan 8 2005, 08:17 PM
toodlepops.   lol. pretty disgusting, tho.   Jan 8 2005, 08:18 PM
swtchangel   roflmfaooo hahah hilarious   Feb 9 2005, 11:18 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   hahaha, that's very hilarouis. i love the shit...   Feb 10 2005, 05:44 PM
DanielleMaria05   EWWW.. so nasty, yet soo funny!   Feb 10 2005, 06:58 PM
OhXiet_ItzDonnA   haha...so funny   Feb 10 2005, 07:00 PM
someflipguy   OMG i am cracking up...   Feb 11 2005, 01:16 PM
jnukes   i don't get it   Feb 12 2005, 01:27 AM
toyo loco   hahahah kinda gross   Feb 12 2005, 01:44 AM
Baku   very owned haha   Feb 12 2005, 01:45 AM
sandy_lumpy_shore   eww thats nasty. LMAO   Feb 12 2005, 01:47 AM
D4rkf4m3   hahahah that one made me laugh out loud   Feb 16 2005, 01:39 AM
d0rkbaby   pretty disgutsing but lmao =P   Feb 16 2005, 01:53 AM
toodlepops.   my secong time reading, but it's still funny.   Feb 16 2005, 05:10 AM
yanners   hahahahahhahh...that's sick   Feb 16 2005, 06:50 AM
mai_z   sick ..yet funny :P lmao   Feb 16 2005, 09:33 PM
xbr0kensmil3   lmao very funny   Feb 16 2005, 09:38 PM
imadorkabledxd   HAHAHAHA   Feb 17 2005, 11:24 PM
Wishful_Dream   ewww that was kinda disgusting.   Feb 18 2005, 04:46 AM


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