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 Nov 18 2005, 10:05 AM
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there are four ducks in a pond and one day they all get arrested. in court, the judge calls up the first duck and asks, "what's your name?"
the duck responds, "my name is duck." the judge asks, "why were you arrested?" the duck answers, "i was blowing bubbles." the judge doesn't see why that was a crime, so he calls up the second duck and asks, "what's your name?" the duck responds, "my name is duck duck." the judge asks, "why were you arrested?" the duck answers, "i was blowing bubbles." again, the judge doesn't see what was wrong with that so he calls up the third duck and asks, "what's your name?" the duck responds, "my name is duck duck duck." the judge asks, "why were you arrested?" the duck answers, "i was blowing bubbles" the judge sighs and calls up the fourth one. "let me guess," says the judge, "your name is duck duck duck duck and you were blowing bubbles?" the duck says, "no, my name is bubbles." |
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Nov 18 2005, 11:14 AM
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 Randomness rules Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
AHAHAHAHA
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Nov 19 2005, 09:27 PM
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lol its liek the cherry hill joke
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Nov 19 2005, 09:36 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
I don't get it
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Nov 19 2005, 09:44 PM
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 hindi ko maisip kung wala ka sa buhay ko. Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 298,637 |
LMFAO.
so lame. yet so hilarious. |
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Nov 19 2005, 11:02 PM
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Hahah, I didn't see that coming.
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Nov 29 2005, 09:44 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
saw that coming. had a penguin version that was rated G
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Nov 29 2005, 11:16 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Nov 30 2005, 09:03 PM
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 SPD EMERGENCY! Group: Member Posts: 89 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 144,659 |
HAHA! omg the cherry hill joke...good times.
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Nov 30 2005, 11:12 PM
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haha lame but still funny~
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Dec 3 2005, 11:13 AM
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 when you smile, i melt inside Group: Member Posts: 1,325 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,089 |
haha, i've heard this one before. x]
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